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Zagga 12-01-2007 01:23 PM

How to get laid using myspace?
 
Step 1: Make a myspace account
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Get laid

What the hell is step 2?

TheAftermath 12-01-2007 01:25 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
If you have to ask then you can't afford it.

Himself 12-01-2007 01:37 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
no one has ever gotten laid off myspace afaik

snagglepuss 12-01-2007 01:44 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
unpossible

Paulie Walnuts 12-01-2007 01:48 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
Terms & Conditions of Myspace:

Thou shall not use Myspace to get laid. Any persons found getting laid using Myspace face the maximum punishment from Tom.

Not worse the risk s bro, pretty much unpossible

Madman Madman 12-01-2007 01:51 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
I think step 2 is to get friends. Right now I have 0.

rhymenocerus 12-01-2007 02:13 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
Tom is always down for secksaments

Dr. Spaceman 12-01-2007 05:20 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
Step 1. Go to Myspace.com and find a profile of a hot girl. They usually list their age as 99 so creepy guys won't find them, so try searching for really old women.

Step 2. Once you find the hot girl of your dreams, read all about her interests so you know what she likes and doesn't like.

Step 3. Send her a PM based on something in her pictures. (i.e. you have a cute dog!)

Step 4. After you get a nice little PM conversation going, ask her for more pictures.

Step 5. Print out one of her sexier photos.

Step 6. Wrap the print-out around your dildo and [censored] yourself in the ass.

Wheelzie 12-01-2007 05:21 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
you mean cyber laid?

MiloDanglers 12-01-2007 06:03 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
inside?

Suiteness 12-01-2007 06:16 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
People still use Myspace?

cowpig 12-01-2007 06:17 PM

Re: How to get laid using myspace?
 
[ QUOTE ]
Step 1. Go to Myspace.com and find a profile of a hot girl. They usually list their age as 99 so creepy guys won't find them, so try searching for really old women.

Step 2. Once you find the hot girl of your dreams, read all about her interests so you know what she likes and doesn't like.

Step 3. Send her a PM based on something in her pictures. (i.e. you have a cute dog!)

Step 4. After you get a nice little PM conversation going, ask her for more pictures.

Step 5. Print out one of her sexier photos.

Step 6. Wrap the print-out around your dildo and [censored] yourself in the ass.

[/ QUOTE ]

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