Two Plus Two Newer Archives - Who says there's no quality women online?

About 2 months ago I made a profile on www.plentyoffish.com, a free dating site. Of course, I'm much too lazy to cold message people. My profile is basically a bunch of complete BS/dumb stuff I either made up or stole from this thing. I included some decent pictures. FWIW I'm 31, decent looking, in decent shape, no kids, have my own house.

To date I received 9 cold messages. The first, oddly, I almost went out with, but she flaked on my phone call and didn't get back to me til two weeks later saying she was "really busy" and I passed on that; since her profile has been deleted. Here's the rest, and their cold open message. I've responded to one of them. You might be able to guess which one. And no it never went anywhere [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Subject: hey

I thought your profile was great, let me know if your interested..

xxx

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Subject: Love...

your About Me section!!!! And that pic of you sleeping with your kittie is adorable! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Message me back if ya want, but I won't expect it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Keep on bein' you, cause you're awesome!
Love ~ Rhia

!!!CHEERS!!!

she chose to attach this picture

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Subject: get to know you better

My name is xxx. I am 29. I am from New Brighton, MN. I would like to get to know you better.

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Subject: interesting

Love your profile! I too celebrate my quirks.
Is that a skinny walleye or a northern?
My profile is pretty serious...but try looking past.
-xxx

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Subject: your profile Sent Date: 8/27/2007 3:37:33 PM

lol you're funny!!

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This girl had no picture, her profile info is below

City Mahnomen Minnesota
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Capricorn
Height 5' 5" (165 cm)

Age 36
Gender Woman
Body Type A Few Extra Pounds
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Brown
Rate My Picture No
Compatibility View | Needs Assessment: N/A

I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for Hang Out

Smoker? Occasionally
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Divorced
Profession CNA
Do you want children? Does not want children
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? Yes

Interests spending time outdoors

About Me
Hi, my name is xxx I am 35, I am divorced. I am new to this and I am looking for someone who is funny and has an open mind. I need someone who loves kids since I have 7, they did not want to move so 6 live with my ex and my 4yr old lives with me. I would like to meet someone who likes to spend time outdoors, camping, fishing, and riding snowmobiles in the winter.

Subject: xxx

i just thought you were good looking so i thought id drop you a line and to tell you

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Another no picture

xxx313 : Looking for someone to treat me right
City mnpls Minnesota
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Scorpio
Height < 5' (< 152 cm)

Age 26
Gender Woman
Body Type Athletic
Religion Christian - other
Hair Color Mixed Color
Rate My Picture No
Compatibility N/A | Needs Assessment: N/A

I am Seeking a Man Who is Looking for Long Term

Smoker? No
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Sales
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No

Interests camping rollerblading movies
walks vacations

About Me
I am a 26 year old female who loves to go into the outdoors and have a good time, I love to boat and visit family. I love my dog and would really like to do more things that involve vacationing and getting a more relaxed piece of life. I am career oriented and work really hard, but I still know how to have a good time. I am looking for someone like that, who can make money but knows when it is time to have fun!!!

Not only do I know how to have a good time, but I love to live in the moment, I am not a planner and do not want to watch time go by while everybody else is enjoying it.
I prefer to communicate rather than fight, and I try really hard to do right be everybody that I know and am involved with from day to day.

I am 26, and woke up one day and realized that life was not about the money that you have but by the people you surround yourself with, and with that comes opportunity.

Subject: HMMM.....

YOU INTEREST ME A LOT.

xxx

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Subject: crying

If you don't write back...literally...I'll cry myself to sleep. Is it weird that we both sleep on turkey basters? Wouldn't it be funny if yours was a pink paperclip like mine?
Friends call me the 'funniest female they know'. I'm working on the funniest person..females always get the bad 'rap.
I'm a middle school guidance counselor...love my job...and get to be goofy like they are all day.
How would your friends and coworkers describe you?
Hope to hear from you,
xxx