Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Hey Thac - did you just e-mail some random hottie and ask her to be your PA or what?

How much (no, not for that)?

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She had an ad on craigslist, but she sounds kinda meh.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Link to the add please

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Eh, I turned it down, apparently it'd be a once a week or once every two weeks thing and she has 5 other clients. Mehhh. The search continues.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

[censored] OFF, this is my month

***** Hand History for Game 6472017609 *****
$50 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, November 03, 21:40:09 ET 2007
Table Table 125499 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: dhinf ( $55.76 USD )
Seat 2: Jase37 ( $68.90 USD )
Seat 3: mabumsel1985 ( $43.78 USD )
Seat 5: egeliefe ( $41.10 USD )
Seat 6: Revstev1337 ( $49.80 USD )
Seat 4: ShipitFMAN ( $50.25 USD )
egeliefe posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
Revstev1337 posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ShipitFMAN [ Kd Kh ]
>You have options at Table 130458 Table!.
dhinf folds
>You have options at Table 129311 Table!.
Jase37 raises [$1.50 USD]
mabumsel1985 folds
ShipitFMAN raises [$5 USD]
>You have options at Table 130458 Table!.
egeliefe folds
Revstev1337 calls [$4.50 USD]
>You have options at Table 130458 Table!.
Jase37 calls [$3.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Js, Ks ]
Revstev1337 checks
Jase37 bets [$9 USD]
ShipitFMAN calls [$9 USD]
Revstev1337 folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
Jase37 is all-In [$54.90 USD]
ShipitFMAN is all-In [$36.25 USD]
** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
Jase37 shows [ Ah, Jc ]four of a kind, Jacks.
ShipitFMAN doesn't show [ Kd, Kh ]a full house, Kings full of Jacks.
Jase37 wins $18.65 USD from side pot #1 with four of a kind, Jacks.
Jase37 wins $102.75 USD from the main pot with four of a kind, Jacks.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I might just go to the mall and find the hottest girl I can and ask her to work for me. I really hate doing housework.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] You man

(you know who you are)

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Why won't they let me win just oneeeeeeee hand

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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Why won't they let me win just oneeeeeeee hand

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Just enjoy your avatar's attention.

It'll make everything all better.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Can she be my assistant? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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I might just go to the mall and find the hottest girl I can and ask her to work for me. I really hate doing housework.

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I hate housework too.

Unfortantely, I'm too cheap/broke to pay anyone to do it.

It remains undone.


I think I would scare off a mall PA if she saw my place.
[img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I live at home <3

Is it about time to post the view i wake up to everymorning again?

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Yeah, dude.

Just look out the window.

Your pad is SO BALLLLLLAAAA.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

It makes all the pain go away <3

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8...2007092dm2.jpg

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I'm gonna play triple draw now. Uh, so how do you play this?

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

HOOLLLLLLAAAAA

and the other one too yo

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

so who can lend me $40 dollars on full tilt? you'll be paid back tomorrow, i'm just doing a prop bet with berky where i have to turn $50 into $1000 in a month and he's totally angleshooting me and is putting off sending me $40 (he sent me $10 already) like the australian nasa engineer he is. but seriously, i just have a ton of time tonight and had to cash out my account as part of bet and wanted to get started.

pjo, berky, and some others can vouch for me and i think shipitfma can vouch for berky, along with others, LDO.

if you're down, send me a PM, aiiiiiiiiiight?!

<3

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

ShipitFMA is too modest.

I found it:

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1...2007171hn7.jpg

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

And i play with chips because i am balla.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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And i play with chips because i am balla.

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rofl you play with the high denom chips because you're a balla.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

you promised FMA:

"..one day i'll post pictures of the disco room "

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

It's a habit man, I can't help it :<

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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you promised FMA:

"..one day i'll post pictures of the disco room "

[/ QUOTE ]


I will, dw...Not alot of people believe me about this, but we actually have a room that has a disco floor, strobe lights, disco ball and speakers in each cornor.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Hey FMA:

IRC client

FTW

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Pfft outdoor swimming pool?
lolmirc

I SHOULD STUDY

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I need to go on a heater of unmatched proportion for the next 5k hands to get my winrate anywhere near respectable.

Just to let others know, don't go turn your game upside down when only working on ~19 buyins. The stress not fun. OTOH I think things are ironing out. Still a little too aggro but nowhere near as bad as I was.

Also a bad timed river bluff raise results in a snap shove from opponent.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Man i don't understand why people hate on IRC.. #ssnl is good

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Oh that stupid APPT Australia freeroll is on tonight, 1300 people and one seat lololol should be hilarious

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Just played 10nl.....24 tabling.

My MT ratio was actually 16.1......

The only thing holding me back to actually keeping to play 24 tables would be its a pain in the ass to open them all.

-1 buyin, 1300 hands.

I got set over overpair 3 times.

GG

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Er, heh. I played two pots and c/r'd river with a straight and a flush. Then I realized that means I have no hand. Oh well. edit: Oh, right. Sleep. Goodnight!

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

LOL, it's karma or something

POKERSTARS GAME #13027189448: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/11/03 - 23:50:25 (ET)
Table 'Dynamene III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Subfallen ($57.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Chris67vw ($46.05 in chips)
Seat 3: dww11 ($76.75 in chips)
Seat 4: LoVe 2 flirt ($61.35 in chips)
Seat 5: horaciogzz ($51.15 in chips)
Seat 6: capt.cavie ($103.20 in chips)
capt.cavie: posts small blind $0.25
Subfallen: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to horaciogzz [Qd Qs]
Chris67vw: raises $1 to $1.50
dww11: folds
LoVe 2 flirt: folds
horaciogzz: raises $4 to $5.50
capt.cavie: folds
Subfallen: folds
Chris67vw: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [7c Qc 7s]
Chris67vw: checks
horaciogzz: bets $9.50
Chris67vw: calls $9.50
*** TURN *** [7c Qc 7s] [8h]
Chris67vw: checks
horaciogzz: checks
*** RIVER *** [7c Qc 7s 8h] [Jd]
Chris67vw: bets $18.50
horaciogzz: raises $17.65 to $36.15 and is all-in
Chris67vw: calls $12.55 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
horaciogzz: shows [Qd Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Sevens)
Chris67vw: shows [7d 7h] (four of a kind, Sevens)
Chris67vw collected $89.85 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $92.85 | Rake $3
Board [7c Qc 7s 8h Jd]
Seat 1: Subfallen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Chris67vw showed [7d 7h] and won ($89.85) with four of a kind, Sevens
Seat 3: dww11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: LoVe 2 flirt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: horaciogzz (button) showed [Qd Qs] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Sevens
Seat 6: capt.cavie (small blind) folded before Flop

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Full Tilt 10NL is awesome tonight. I'm up like five buy ins without even playing well because it's just totally filled with spastics. One dude especially who shoved into my QQ with 93 on a 4 8 3 board. Good times~

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

cripes... i was not gettin n e thing goin in the session so i take a 1 min break and refocus... light a couple candles n [censored] and settle back in ready to own some bitches. then 5 mins later boom... this happens. sigh

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $119.25
UTG+1: $116.75
Hero: $308.85
Button: $198.50
SB: $71.10
BB: $61.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $119.25</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 calls all-in $116.75</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $238.5</font>, 3 folds.
Uncalled bets: $119.25 returned to Hero.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($124.75, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $351.75)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($124.75, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $351.75)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($124.75, 1 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $351.75)


Results:
Final pot: $124.75
<font color="#000000">UTG Shows 5h Ah</font>
<font color="#000000">UTG+1 Shows 10s 10d</font>
<font color="#000000">Hero Shows Ks Kc</font>

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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good job man tourney is tonight?

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Nah FTOPS Opening event is ont he 7th of november. Can't wait.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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If I were to create a Full Tilt account (another one) on a different name using my brother's address and stuff to get rakeback would they close it? Like, IP trace. I mean 27% is massive. Just so much money to be giving away.

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Yeah, I do this aswell. It's fine I even sent them an email asking if it was ok for my 'dad' to open account. They said no worries.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

I played 2 tables of 10nl donking around with the prob bettor.

The secret to nl10 is:
3bet and then cb.
Free money.

Shut down if they finally call.

Flop agg: 16
River agg: 1

http://www.poker-ga.com/images/prop.jpg

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Oh and also its freaky, I started talking to Shipitfma on AIM and we found out that we live 5 mins from eachother. Holla.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

Go do a belly flop in his pool for me.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

flappenfa**ot or whatever on PP NL25 u are the worst player in the history of poker and i hate your guts.

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

this guys spamming topics with that same message. ban plz?

Re: ***uNL Microbrew Thread*** NOV 2007 (ot)
 

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flappenfa**ot or whatever on PP NL25 u are the worst player in the history of poker and i hate your guts.

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What happened man?

He take $20 off you on the river?