Two Plus Two Newer Archives - THE GREATEST POKER MOMENT OF MY LIFE

I signed up for a $1 turbo SNG. The plan? Push every hand and piss off the busto [censored]. The dream? Run like God crush their souls and steal their lunch money.

The result? Feeling like a real man.

Also, got back to back quads which has probably never ever happened before.

Beat: I made a Stars 109 FT earlier and lost AA to KK for chip lead 4-handed. God gets off [censored] with my existence and therefore allows me to run ship ship stellar in $1 sng's while getting [censored] in real tournaments.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801756539: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:22:23 ET - 2007/06/29
sontle posts the small blind of 15
badpenny666 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ad 5c]
vanch1234 calls 30
Danadian Shield calls 30
caressmedown raises to 1,500, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
kiwi dave calls 1,500, and is all in
zenlocke folds
sontle calls 1,485, and is all in
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
Danadian Shield calls 1,470, and is all in
caressmedown shows [Ad 5c]
kiwi dave shows [7c 7s]
sontle shows [Kh Qh]
Danadian Shield shows [Kc Jd]
*** FLOP *** [2d Jc 5s]
*** TURN *** [2d Jc 5s] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [2d Jc 5s Ac] [4d]
caressmedown shows two pair, Aces and Fives
kiwi dave shows a pair of Sevens
sontle shows Ace King high
Danadian Shield shows a pair of Jacks
caressmedown wins the pot (6,060) with two pair, Aces and Fives
kiwi dave stands up
Danadian Shield stands up
sontle stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,060 | Rake 0
Board: [2d Jc 5s Ac 4d]
Seat 1: sontle (small blind) showed [Kh Qh] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: badpenny666 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Danadian Shield showed [Kc Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 5: caressmedown showed [Ad 5c] and won (6,060) with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: kiwi dave showed [7c 7s] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 9: zenlocke (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801758359: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:23:02 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,470)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (1,470)
Seat 5: caressmedown (6,060)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,500)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,500)
Seat 9: zenlocke (1,500)
badpenny666 posts the small blind of 15
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [2d 5c]
caressmedown raises to 6,060, and is all in
MELONZ: well ok lol
themike151 folds
MELONZ: nicely done
MELONZ folds
zenlocke folds
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 6,030 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (75)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown collected (75), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: zenlocke didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801759179: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:23:22 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,455)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (1,440)
Seat 5: caressmedown (6,105)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,500)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,500)
Seat 9: zenlocke (1,500)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 15
caressmedown posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): you got BILLIED!
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [7d 2h]
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
zenlocke folds
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 calls 15
caressmedown raises to 6,105, and is all in
vanch1234 calls 1,410, and is all in
caressmedown shows [7d 2h]
vanch1234 shows [Kh As]
Uncalled bet of 4,665 returned to caressmedown
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6c 9s]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6c 9s] [4d]
caressmedown: ITS A TARP
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6c 9s 4d] [Th]
caressmedown shows Jack Ten high
vanch1234 shows Ace King high
vanch1234 wins the pot (2,880) with Ace King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,880 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 6c 9s 4d Th]
Seat 2: badpenny666 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) showed [Kh As] and won (2,880) with Ace King high
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) showed [7d 2h] and lost with Jack Ten high
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: zenlocke didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801760504: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:23:51 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,455)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,880)
Seat 5: caressmedown (4,665)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,500)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,500)
Seat 9: zenlocke (1,500)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 15
themike151 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [2c 5s]
MELONZ folds
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hold
zenlocke calls 30
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 4,665, and is all in
themike151 folds
zenlocke folds
Uncalled bet of 4,635 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (90)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 90 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) collected (90), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: zenlocke folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801761493: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:24:12 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,455)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,880)
Seat 5: caressmedown (4,725)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,470)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,500)
Seat 9: zenlocke (1,470)
themike151 posts the small blind of 15
MELONZ posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Qs 5d]
zenlocke calls 30
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 4,725, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
zenlocke calls 1,440, and is all in
caressmedown shows [Qs 5d]
zenlocke shows [Js Ah]
Uncalled bet of 3,255 returned to caressmedown
*** FLOP *** [9c 3c Jd]
*** TURN *** [9c 3c Jd] [9s]
caressmedown: ITS A TARP
*** RIVER *** [9c 3c Jd 9s] [Qd]
caressmedown shows two pair, Queens and Nines
zenlocke shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
caressmedown wins the pot (2,985) with two pair, Queens and Nines
caressmedown: hahahah
zenlocke stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,985 | Rake 0
Board: [9c 3c Jd 9s Qd]
Seat 2: badpenny666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (button) showed [Qs 5d] and won (2,985) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 6: themike151 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: zenlocke showed [Js Ah] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801762791: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:24:41 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,455)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,880)
Seat 5: caressmedown (6,240)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,455)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,470)
MELONZ posts the small blind of 15
badpenny666 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6c Qh]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): GOT THETE
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 6,240, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 folds
Uncalled bet of 6,210 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (75)
themike151 is feeling confused
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown collected (75), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801763645: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:25:00 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,425)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,880)
Seat 5: caressmedown (6,285)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,455)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,455)
badpenny666 posts the small blind of 15
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ad Js]
caressmedown raises to 6,285, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 6,255 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (75)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown collected (75), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801764183: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:25:12 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,410)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,850)
Seat 5: caressmedown (6,330)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,455)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,455)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 15
caressmedown posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [4d 3s]
themike151 folds
MELONZ calls 30
badpenny666 folds
MELONZ: you gunna play poker or lotto ????
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 6,330, and is all in
MELONZ folds
Uncalled bet of 6,300 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown: GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOL
caressmedown shows [4d 3s] Four Three high
caressmedown wins the pot (75)
The blinds are now 20/40
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 75 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) collected (75)
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801765199: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:25:35 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,410)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,835)
Seat 5: caressmedown (6,375)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,455)
Seat 7: MELONZ (1,425)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 20
themike151 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6s Jh]
MELONZ raises to 1,425, and is all in
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 6,375, and is all in
themike151 folds
caressmedown shows [6s Jh]
MELONZ shows [Ah Jc]
Uncalled bet of 4,950 returned to caressmedown
*** FLOP *** [8h 2s 3d]
*** TURN *** [8h 2s 3d] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2s 3d Th] [9c]
caressmedown shows Jack Ten high
MELONZ shows Ace Jack high
MELONZ wins the pot (2,890) with Ace Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,890 | Rake 0
Board: [8h 2s 3d Th 9c]
Seat 2: badpenny666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) showed [6s Jh] and lost with Jack Ten high
Seat 6: themike151 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ showed [Ah Jc] and won (2,890) with Ace Jack high

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801766206: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:25:57 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,410)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,835)
Seat 5: caressmedown (4,950)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,415)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,890)
themike151 posts the small blind of 20
MELONZ posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6h 3d]
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 4,950, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
Uncalled bet of 4,910 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (100)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (button) collected (100), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801767051: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:26:16 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,410)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,835)
Seat 5: caressmedown (5,010)
Seat 6: themike151 (1,395)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,850)
MELONZ posts the small blind of 20
badpenny666 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6d 2d]
caressmedown: all in ajo are you crazy???????
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 5,010, and is all in
themike151 calls 1,395, and is all in
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 folds
caressmedown shows [6d 2d]
themike151 shows [Qs Qh]
Uncalled bet of 3,615 returned to caressmedown
*** FLOP *** [9d Js 6h]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): so you even know ICM?
*** TURN *** [9d Js 6h] [Td]
*** RIVER *** [9d Js 6h Td] [Ac]
caressmedown shows a pair of Sixes
themike151 shows a pair of Queens
themike151 wins the pot (2,850) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,850 | Rake 0
Board: [9d Js 6h Td Ac]
Seat 2: badpenny666 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown showed [6d 2d] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 6: themike151 (button) showed [Qs Qh] and won (2,850) with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: MELONZ (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801768240: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:26:42 ET - 2007/06/29
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): OCMON!
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,370)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,835)
Seat 5: caressmedown (3,615)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,850)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,830)
badpenny666 posts the small blind of 20
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ks 7c]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): 1/2 the deck plz?
caressmedown raises to 3,615, and is all in
themike151 is feeling happy
themike151 is feeling normal
themike151 has 15 seconds left to act
themike151 folds
MELONZ calls 2,830, and is all in
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown shows [Ks 7c]
MELONZ shows [7h Kh]
Uncalled bet of 785 returned to caressmedown
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ad 2d]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ad 2d] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ad 2d 6d] [Js]
caressmedown shows a pair of Aces
MELONZ shows a pair of Aces
caressmedown ties for the pot (2,860) with a pair of Aces
MELONZ ties for the pot (2,860) with a pair of Aces
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hahaha you do not know icm
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,720 | Rake 0
Board: [Ac Ad 2d 6d Js]
Seat 2: badpenny666 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown showed [Ks 7c] and won (2,860) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (button) showed [7h Kh] and won (2,860) with a pair of Aces

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801769375: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:27:07 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,350)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,795)
Seat 5: caressmedown (3,645)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,850)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,860)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 20
caressmedown posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ts Jd]
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 20 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (40)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) collected (40), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801770108: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:27:23 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (1,350)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,775)
Seat 5: caressmedown (3,665)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,850)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,860)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 20
themike151 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [9s 2h]
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 calls 40
vanch1234 calls 40
caressmedown raises to 3,665, and is all in
themike151 folds
badpenny666 calls 1,310, and is all in
caressmedown: ONE TIME
caressmedown: !!!!!!!
caressmedown: ONE
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown shows [9s 2h]
caressmedown: $#&%ING
badpenny666 shows [Qc Kd]
caressmedown: TIME
Uncalled bet of 2,315 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown: YES
*** FLOP *** [8h 3c 9c]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hold
caressmedown: LIVE CARDS
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hold
*** TURN *** [8h 3c 9c] [Kh]
caressmedown: HAHAHA
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): oijsadoiaoijadija
*** RIVER *** [8h 3c 9c Kh] [Qh]
caressmedown: OJDSFGSOIK'JFGSDF
caressmedown: SDFKLSD
caressmedown shows a pair of Nines
badpenny666 shows two pair, Kings and Queens
badpenny666 wins the pot (2,780) with two pair, Kings and Queens
caressmedown: FKSDFLKSDALFKSDALFKSDLAFK
caressmedown: KSDL
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): aoidoaidoiad NOOO!O!OO!O!OO!
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,780 | Rake 0
Board: [8h 3c 9c Kh Qh]
Seat 2: badpenny666 showed [Qc Kd] and won (2,780) with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 3: vanch1234 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) showed [9s 2h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 6: themike151 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801771581: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:27:55 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (2,780)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,735)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,315)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,810)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,860)
themike151 posts the small blind of 20
MELONZ posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Jd 4h]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): nice suckout!
badpenny666 folds
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): nice suckout KQ!
vanch1234 folds
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): do you now icm?
caressmedown raises to 2,315, and is all in
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): what are you doing?
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
Uncalled bet of 2,275 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (100)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (button) collected (100), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801772560: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:28:17 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (2,780)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,735)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,375)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,790)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,820)
MELONZ posts the small blind of 20
badpenny666 posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #6
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): you dont know icm, you cant make that call for your tourney life with KQ there
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [5d Kc]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): CMON!
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 2,375, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 folds
Uncalled bet of 2,335 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): you got BILLIED!
caressmedown wins the pot (100)
The blinds are now 25/50
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown collected (100), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801773166: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:28:31 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (2,740)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,735)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,435)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,790)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,800)
badpenny666 posts the small blind of 25
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6s As]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): TY BLINDS
caressmedown raises to 2,435, and is all in
themike151 folds
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): BILLIEDDDDDDD
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 folds
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 2,385 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (125)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 125 | Rake 0
Seat 2: badpenny666 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown collected (125), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801773842: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:28:46 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (2,715)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,685)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,510)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,790)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,800)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 25
caressmedown posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [3d 7s]
themike151 folds
MELONZ calls 50
badpenny666 calls 50
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 2,510, and is all in
MELONZ folds
badpenny666 calls 2,460
caressmedown shows [3d 7s]
badpenny666 shows [Ad 2h]
*** FLOP *** [Qh 5h 7d]
caressmedown: 77777777
*** TURN *** [Qh 5h 7d] [7h]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hold
*** RIVER *** [Qh 5h 7d 7h] [Tc]
caressmedown shows three of a kind, Sevens
badpenny666 shows a pair of Sevens
caressmedown wins the pot (5,095) with three of a kind, Sevens
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): BOOOOOOM
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,095 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh 5h 7d 7h Tc]
Seat 2: badpenny666 (button) showed [Ad 2h] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) showed [3d 7s] and won (5,095) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801775413: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:29:21 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (205)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,660)
Seat 5: caressmedown (5,095)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,790)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,750)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 25
themike151 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [9d 8h]
caressmedown: yeeeeeeeeeees
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): TYTTYTYTTY ICM!
MELONZ folds
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): IN YA FACE
badpenny666 calls 50
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 5,095, and is all in
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): ICM IN YA FACE!
themike151 folds
badpenny666 calls 155, and is all in
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): pot oddz LOL!
caressmedown shows [9d 8h]
badpenny666 shows [Ac 8d]
Uncalled bet of 4,890 returned to caressmedown
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hold
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8s 3d]
caressmedown: its a tarp
*** TURN *** [Tc 8s 3d] [5s]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hold
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8s 3d 5s] [Qd]
caressmedown shows a pair of Eights
badpenny666 shows a pair of Eights
badpenny666 wins the pot (460) with a pair of Eights
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): haha
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 460 | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 8s 3d 5s Qd]
Seat 2: badpenny666 showed [Ac 8d] and won (460) with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: vanch1234 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) showed [9d 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: themike151 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801776588: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:29:48 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 2: badpenny666 (460)
Seat 3: vanch1234 (2,660)
Seat 5: caressmedown (4,890)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,740)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,750)
themike151 posts the small blind of 25
MELONZ posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [2c 7c]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): tarp
badpenny666 raises to 460, and is all in
vanch1234 calls 460
caressmedown raises to 4,890, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
vanch1234 calls 2,200, and is all in
caressmedown shows [2c 7c]
badpenny666 shows [Kd Td]
vanch1234 shows [Qh Ks]
Uncalled bet of 2,230 returned to caressmedown
*** FLOP *** [2d 9h Th]
*** TURN *** [2d 9h Th] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9h Th Js] [Jc]
caressmedown shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
vanch1234 shows a straight, King high
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): oiajoidajdoiaj
vanch1234 wins the side pot (4,400) with a straight, King high
badpenny666 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
vanch1234 wins the main pot (1,455) with a straight, King high
badpenny666 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,855 Main pot 1,455. Side pot 4,400. | Rake 0
Board: [2d 9h Th Js Jc]
Seat 2: badpenny666 showed [Kd Td] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 3: vanch1234 showed [Qh Ks] and won (5,855) with a straight, King high
Seat 5: caressmedown (button) showed [2c 7c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Seat 6: themike151 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801778082: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:30:20 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,855)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,230)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,715)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,700)
MELONZ posts the small blind of 25
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6s 8h]
caressmedown raises to 2,230, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 2,180 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (125)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 125 | Rake 0
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown collected (125), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801778672: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:30:34 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,805)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,305)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,715)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,675)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 25
caressmedown posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): itm ONE TIME!
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [7h Ks]
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 25 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) collected (50), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (button) didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801779181: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:30:45 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,780)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,330)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,715)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,675)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 25
themike151 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [4h Jd]
MELONZ calls 50
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 2,330, and is all in
themike151 folds
MELONZ folds
Uncalled bet of 2,280 returned to caressmedown
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (150)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 150 | Rake 0
Seat 3: vanch1234 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) collected (150), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801780131: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:31:07 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,780)
Seat 5: caressmedown (2,430)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,665)
Seat 7: MELONZ (2,625)
themike151 posts the small blind of 25
MELONZ posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): how are u limp folding?
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [8s 8c]
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown raises to 2,430, and is all in
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): do you not get how this works?
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): ty for 50 chips lOL!
themike151 has 15 seconds left to act
themike151 folds
MELONZ calls 2,380
caressmedown shows [8s 8c]
MELONZ shows [Tc Ac]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hodl
*** FLOP *** [Qs 5s 8h]
caressmedown: 888888888
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): hol
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): d
*** TURN *** [Qs 5s 8h] [9c]
caressmedown: hahahaha
*** RIVER *** [Qs 5s 8h 9c] [8d]
caressmedown: fjdkfjds;
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): BOOOOM!
caressmedown shows four of a kind, Eights
MELONZ shows a pair of Eights
caressmedown wins the pot (4,885) with four of a kind, Eights
caressmedown: hahahahahha
caressmedown: ahahahahhahaa
The blinds are now 30/60
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,885 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs 5s 8h 9c 8d]
Seat 3: vanch1234 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: caressmedown (button) showed [8s 8c] and won (4,885) with four of a kind, Eights
Seat 6: themike151 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: MELONZ (big blind) showed [Tc Ac] and lost with a pair of Eights

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801781551: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:31:38 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,780)
Seat 5: caressmedown (4,885)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,640)
Seat 7: MELONZ (195)
MELONZ posts the small blind of 30
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 60
caressmedown: ahhaahahhahahaa
The button is in seat #6
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): wuadsSOIJOI!J!!!
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [7s 4c]
caressmedown: hahahahah
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): HAHAHAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): AH
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): HAHHAHAHAHA
caressmedown raises to 4,885, and is all in
MELONZ: what a joke u are
themike151 folds
MELONZ calls 165, and is all in
vanch1234 folds
caressmedown shows [7s 4c]
MELONZ shows [Jh 5d]
caressmedown: dont worry i'm a professional
Uncalled bet of 4,690 returned to caressmedown
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): the joke is you not knowing icm
*** FLOP *** [7d 7h 9s]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): gg
*** TURN *** [7d 7h 9s] [7c]
themike151: this is nuts
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): lOLOLOL
*** RIVER *** [7d 7h 9s 7c] [Kd]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): wuads
caressmedown shows four of a kind, Sevens
MELONZ shows three of a kind, Sevens
caressmedown: PEACE BIATCH
caressmedown wins the pot (450) with four of a kind, Sevens
caressmedown: AHHAHA
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): Aoijdoijsoisijoifjs
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): ojaoifdjoidjHAHAHHA
MELONZ stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 450 | Rake 0
Board: [7d 7h 9s 7c Kd]
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown showed [7s 4c] and won (450) with four of a kind, Sevens
Seat 6: themike151 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MELONZ (small blind) showed [Jh 5d] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801782608: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:32:02 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,720)
Seat 5: caressmedown (5,140)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,640)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 30
caressmedown posts the big blind of 60
caressmedown: QUADS TWICE
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [6d Tc]
themike151 has 15 seconds left to act
themike151 folds
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): BOOOOM!
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 30 returned to caressmedown
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): its meant to be
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (60)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 60 | Rake 0
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) collected (60), mucked
Seat 6: themike151 didn't bet (folded)

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801783317: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:32:17 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (5,690)
Seat 5: caressmedown (5,170)
Seat 6: themike151 (2,640)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 30
themike151 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ks Tc]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): you cant play against that!
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): even if you knew icm
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): you guys cant win!
vanch1234 calls 60
caressmedown raises to 5,170, and is all in
themike151 calls 2,580, and is all in
vanch1234 calls 5,110
caressmedown shows [Ks Tc]
themike151 shows [Ah Js]
vanch1234 shows [Jh Jc]
*** FLOP *** [3h Kh 7h]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): K
*** TURN *** [3h Kh 7h] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [3h Kh 7h 9c] [7c]
caressmedown shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
vanch1234 shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
caressmedown wins the side pot (5,060) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
themike151 shows a pair of Sevens
caressmedown wins the main pot (7,920) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): soidoiajdoiajdoiad
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): aaoidjoiajdoiajdoiajdoiad
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): adadjoijado
themike151 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12,980 Main pot 7,920. Side pot 5,060. | Rake 0
Board: [3h Kh 7h 9c 7c]
Seat 3: vanch1234 (button) showed [Jh Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) showed [Ks Tc] and won (12,980) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 6: themike151 (big blind) showed [Ah Js] and lost with a pair of Sevens

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801784861: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:32:51 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (520)
Seat 5: caressmedown (12,980)
caressmedown posts the small blind of 30
vanch1234 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [5c 4d]
caressmedown raises to 12,980, and is all in
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vanch1234 folds
Uncalled bet of 12,920 returned to caressmedown
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): IT HAPPENED!
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): OISDAOISJAOISJOIASOIAJ
caressmedown mucks
caressmedown wins the pot (120)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 120 | Rake 0
Seat 3: vanch1234 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: caressmedown (small blind) collected (120), mucked

Full Tilt Poker Game #2801785411: $1 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21370644), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:33:03 ET - 2007/06/29
Seat 3: vanch1234 (460)
Seat 5: caressmedown (13,040)
vanch1234 posts the small blind of 30
caressmedown posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ts Qd]
vanch1234 raises to 460, and is all in
caressmedown calls 400
vanch1234 shows [6c Ah]
caressmedown shows [Ts Qd]
*** FLOP *** [Th 4d 5h]
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): get there!
*** TURN *** [Th 4d 5h] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Th 4d 5h 4c] [8d]
caressmedown: yes1!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
vanch1234 shows a pair of Fours
caressmedown shows two pair, Tens and Fours
caressmedown wins the pot (920) with two pair, Tens and Fours
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): oiajdoiajdoiajdoijd
LOLOLOLOLOL (Observer): adadoiujadoijad
vanch1234 stands up
caressmedown stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 920 | Rake 0
Board: [Th 4d 5h 4c 8d]
Seat 3: vanch1234 (small blind) showed [6c Ah] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 5: caressmedown (big blind) showed [Ts Qd] and won (920) with two pair, Tens and Fours