Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

we have this douchebag friend who is part of our group. the only reason I can find for this to go on is the fact that he goes way back with most of the friends (they were hanging out from like age 3).

fast forward. yesterday we were out and most of my friends are pretty broke, so we usually smoke a joint or two in some room in the basement (our hq) and play some donk poker. it's fun. yesterday, we were out and we're collecting money to call our friend to give us some bud. it was douchebags idea originally, let's call him victor. victor gets all excited and starts pumping us to buy something. then he says he only has 14 cents (lol?). everybody gives something and we finally collect 8 and 14 cents (we need 10). victor proceeds to harass one of my friends to pitch in (he refuses to give, since he will not smoke) and victor gets all pissed.

10 minutes pass, victor says oh [censored] it and pulls out 2 euros more, so we can buy some weed. and it's not the first time he has done something like this.

he grims us all the time, you couldn't believe the [censored] he pulled a couple of times because it should be normal to cut him from the group but he somehow survives everytime.

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

grim him back and don't pass to him

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

When you get the weed, only give victor the spoiled parts.

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

poo in his coffee

I did it to a friend like this once and he was all like ugh I have poo in my mouth and we were all like [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

well, karma took care of it that night. policeman pulled us over, he was the only one who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, got a ticket worth 80 bucks.

another story:
we had a couple of people who were quite new to our group hanging with us, one of them bought poker chips, so we could play. everytime we held a tournament, some of the chips would be missing. when one of his close friends (his neighbour) visited victor, he found out he was slowly stealing chips, couple of each color, to play with at home. when confronted with what he did, he told us we are douchebags if we will rat him out. since he is not a friend of mine, i figured this is their thing and they (his friends and neighbours) will tell he stole the chips. nothing happened then and the whole thing kind of cooled down. but yeah, he is quite a mental case.

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

Kill his parents then feed them to him in some chilli.

That will teach him the value of small change and being a douche.

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

you sir are an idiot if you think small change is the issue here.

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

[x] our hq

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

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poo in his coffee

I did it to a friend like this once and he was all like ugh I have poo in my mouth and we were all like [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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I lold

Re: Beat:: Douchebag friend
 

people like this suck a lot