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Wheelzie 05-21-2007 11:59 AM

Brag: Ate at Waffle House this morning
 
hehe now im burping up all this toxic smelling crap and i think its getting to the people sitting next to me....lol i love pissing people off

cking 05-21-2007 12:02 PM

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solid brag, did u get the hash browns? (scattered, smothered and covered preferably)

Wheelzie 05-21-2007 12:10 PM

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got me a triple order of hashbrows coverd and chunked with 2 sides of bacon and some country ham

Barretboy 05-21-2007 12:24 PM

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triple order of hashbrows coverd and chunked

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I simultaniously threw up and spooged myself.

Tree Surgeon 05-21-2007 12:57 PM

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got me a triple order of hashbrows coverd and chunked with 2 sides of bacon and some country ham

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What does this mean?

Wheelzie 05-21-2007 12:59 PM

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got me a triple order of hashbrows coverd and chunked with 2 sides of bacon and some country ham

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What does this mean?

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Ate too dayyuumm much hashbrowns with cheese and ham on top of emm

Tree Surgeon 05-21-2007 01:03 PM

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Oh ok. I was thinking "covered" meant there was some sort of gravy on them, as in, "Hey, I'm Canadian and want gravy on my potatoes."

chiznadAZ 05-21-2007 01:04 PM

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Oh ok. I was thinking "covered" meant there was some sort of gravy on them, as in, "Hey, I'm Canadian and want gravy on my potatoes."

[/ QUOTE ]that would be covered and smothered, and im not canadian and love em like that.

bmwguy525 05-21-2007 01:04 PM

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pics or die (or MSP recreation)

Wheelzie 05-21-2007 01:21 PM

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can i just choose die? i didnt have a digi cam with me to take picz srry....and my robust gas filled belly is disable'ing my mspaint abilities right now i need to regen' my focus and get out of class before i can even ponder the absolute genius/awkwardness of mspainting hashbrowns!

findingneema 05-21-2007 02:19 PM

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Jesus [censored] Christ I miss Waffle House.

chiznadAZ 05-21-2007 02:23 PM

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Jesus [censored] Christ I miss Waffle House.

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brag: there is a waffle house 4 blocks from my house
beat: its basically a meth head place to sleep in a booth
varience:smothered and covered waffles are worth the BS

neuroman 05-21-2007 02:40 PM

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Huge brag. You should have gotten the pecan waffles though. Sooooo [censored] good.

Wheelzie 05-21-2007 02:42 PM

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i was pretty complacent with my triple hash browns

Montalvo 05-21-2007 04:46 PM

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Jesus [censored] Christ I miss Waffle House.

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My first Waffle House was in North Carolina, less than a mile from my grad school apartment, and therefore perfect for 2 a.m. early drunken breakfasts. And 2 p.m. late hungover breakfasts. Never on the same day, though...

Now that I have a surprisingly fierce craving for WH, I searched for the nearest one, but alas, no WH's in Southern California (states with WH locations in yellow):


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6...cationsjw8.jpg

Damn, closest one is in Arizona. But WH hash browns sound awfully tasty... how far, exactly? According to Yahoo Maps, about 330 miles:

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9307/whmaphd9.png

Hmmm, 330 miles. Let's see, if I get started now...

BTW, here are some WH facts, for the uninitiated:

A look at the Waffle House restaurant chain, by the numbers (as of 2005, courtesy MSNBC):

— Number of Waffle Houses: 1,497
— States with Waffle House restaurants: 25
— Eggs served by Waffle House in a year: 185 million
— Estimated total waffles served since 1955: 442,451,500
— Pounds of pecans that go into Waffle House waffles each year: 334,000
— Pounds of grits served by Waffle House each year: 3.2 million
— T-bone steaks served by Waffle House in a day: About 10,000
— Cups of coffee served each year by Waffle House: 95 million

In Waffle House lingo, how the restaurant’s trademark hash browns are served, in any combination:
— "Scattered," Scattered on the grill while cooked.
— "Smothered," Smothered with onions.
— "Covered," Covered with melted cheese.
— "Chunked," Chunks of hickory smoked ham are added.
— "Topped," Topped with chili.
— "Diced," Fresh diced tomatoes are thrown in.

And finally, Hash Browns "scattered all the way" -


http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/945/hash2qp3.jpg

neuroman 05-21-2007 04:50 PM

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Dude I like Waffle House but that last picture you posted is vomitastic.

bmwguy525 05-21-2007 04:51 PM

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YA SRSLY not a good pic

Montalvo 05-21-2007 04:53 PM

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YA SRSLY not a good pic

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I agree. I gave up searching images after 10 minutes, got lazy. Or decided it was time to actually get some work done at work. In any event, I think that image helps illustrate the "so damn good, yet so damn bad" feeling that comes with most WH menu items.

findingneema 05-21-2007 06:04 PM

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Waffle House in PA? What happened to the Mason-Dixon Line rule?

Wheelzie 05-21-2007 06:12 PM

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almost 10 hours later and my stomach is still all gassy feeling and ive poop'd twice

Waffle House RULES!!!

nuggetz87 05-21-2007 06:26 PM

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went to waffle house for the first time yesterday and by recommendation of my friend got triple hash browns with everything (except mushrooms cause they suck).

i was able to get most of it down, but meh that place sucks.

neuroman 05-22-2007 05:05 AM

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order waffles next time, fool.

THEOSU 05-22-2007 12:57 PM

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waffle house is completely inedible.


true story: there's an exit between here (columbus ldo) and cincy that has 3 things right off the highway.

a waffle house
a porno shop
and a "motel"

that's all i got to say about that.

jhardin3 05-22-2007 01:45 PM

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/jumps on WH is amazing bandwagon.

-I actually ate in one I could smoke in driving across the country some time in the last 36hrs or so


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