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c4mg 11-20-2007 10:54 PM

BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
The ones I heard here that I liked...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

If a quiz is quizical, whats a test?

Etc.

POST YOUR BEST BBV!!

Passaman 11-20-2007 10:55 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal. We don't serve food here."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Labarde 11-20-2007 10:57 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
knock knock

whos there

c4mg


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

Himself 11-20-2007 10:58 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
[ QUOTE ]
knock knock

whos there

c4mg


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

[/ QUOTE ]

Wat

highsteptd 11-20-2007 11:00 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? i don't jizz on the apple before i eat it

Conspire 11-20-2007 11:01 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...3/fail1mx3.jpg


Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.



Conspire

highsteptd 11-20-2007 11:02 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
[ QUOTE ]
OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...3/fail1mx3.jpg


Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.



Conspire

[/ QUOTE ]

lol

mbillie1 11-20-2007 11:03 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
What pink and red and can make a woman cry?

A miscarriage.

c4mg 11-20-2007 11:04 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
[ QUOTE ]
OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

Conspire

[/ QUOTE ]

Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

mbillie1 11-20-2007 11:05 PM

Re: BBV-Post Your Best Short Jokes
 
[ QUOTE ]
Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah but child rape does count as sex obv, play on playa


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