Favorite golf quotes.
"Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty." -Harry Vardon "Don't praise your own good shots. Leave that function to your partner who, If a good sport, will not be slow in performing it." -Harry Vardon |
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"Gunga galunga"
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"Ye swing at the grass real purty, hav' a try at the ball."
- Shivas Irons |
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"I hope to be down to an A-cup by next season."
-Phil Mickelson |
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"Even god cant hit a 1 iron"
-Trevino |
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I was left with the easiest shot in golf - the fourth putt.
Hit the do-over first. Never play with a person who would question a seven. There are many more, they come from a book called Mulligans Rules of Golf, which I hightly recommend as easy joke reading. |
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Never play with a person who would question a seven. [/ QUOTE ] I am usually like this, as I hate spitting in a wound, but if I'm playing for money and am giving a guy 5 strokes a side, I need that mis-hack out of the weeds to count. Unless I'm misunderstanding the quote. |
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[ QUOTE ] Never play with a person who would question a seven. [/ QUOTE ] I am usually like this, as I hate spitting in a wound, but if I'm playing for money and am giving a guy 5 strokes a side, I need that mis-hack out of the weeds to count. Unless I'm misunderstanding the quote. [/ QUOTE ] Oops. I have been that guy. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Twain |
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It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron, 1971 |
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