beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

as previously documented, i came to america a couple weeks ago to visit my friend. things have been good. anyway, yesterday i was walking on the beach and i met this girl.

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1874/beachcg8.png

it turns out she lives right there on the beach. what a stroke of good fortune. we went into her house and she took me to her room.

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5359/housekq7.png

naturally, i removed her giant sunglasses so as to properly bang her. thats when things took a turn for the worse...




























http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1921/facees2.png

SHE TRAPPED ME!!!



i recoiled in horror.

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/3508/myfacexb9.png


what a scam. after i recovered, i let her suck my weener, but i felt so ripped-off i could hardly enjoy it.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2663/room2nk4.png

the end

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

HAHA you are a hero!!

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

lollllll I really hope there's more coming in this "series"

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

nice pics, would read again

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

Awesome

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

why isnt his title "MS Paint Trip Reporter?"

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

Hahaa had to read it again, I love how he's stretching out in frames 1 and 2

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

A+++++

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

dude these are the best, we need to figure out a way to get you paid to do this or something

Re: beat: stupid big sunglasses trend
 

This guy totally destroys the guy with the poker trip reports...probably because I'm illiterate.