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I can\'t sleep...
So I'm trying to sleep and I can't. I'm just not tired, and I have class at 9:00am.
My one roommate walked in, slammed the door, walked up the stairs like a herd of elephants, slammed the bathroom door, and then went downstairs, opened up the fridge and a bunch of beer bottles came crashing down. Nothing broke, but he's loud as [censored] and he annoys me. I also found out that my other roommate is an idiot. He posts on a different website/forum and he makes up stuff on there that isn't true just so that he can be the funny guy. It kind of makes me wonder how many of you guys are the same (read: Dids). Dids, I like you and I think you'd be a pretty cool guy to hang out with, honestly, but you said some mean things about me. I forgive you and won't hold it against you. I like everyone here and I'm just here for the entertainment and to keep myself sane. I used to post on MTTc, but poker never worked out for me. I now work and save my money and hope to start my own business someday. I have an idea right now that I think can work, so we'll see how that goes. Maybe someday you guys will be able to recognize me. I promise to always remember you guys and especially the few who made me laugh. I know nobody cares, but we all need to just sit back and let things go. Be yourself and don't let anyone ever tell you differently. I also found this picture, which I thought was pretty funny: http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7817/tgfowo0.jpg |
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cants sleep? try swallowing bleach. [/ QUOTE ] Your threats won't keep your around very long. |
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threat? suggestion.
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thinly veiled "I'm afraid of the dark?" beat post?
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fwiw I like you OP
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MUST SAVE THREAD:
Everybdy come equipped with bangas Throwing up our middle fangas And you know I don’t slip so I gotta keep 10 in the clip and 1 the chambers Better be walking with angels And never take candy from strangers Luda's dressed in stripes had to earn my stripes like I played with the Bengals I’m in the zone homes going for the two point conversion I’m so hood that Ludacris should have been on the original version But this is the remix With the cheap tricks Hitting sweet licks And I cut the braids off with the waves and the fade that will make you sea sick See this is the way that we ball And this is the way that we brawl So put a fist in the air if you care United we stand and divided we fall When the south is in the house you better watch your mouth Cause we on that hood [censored] I’m hood rich Coming around your hood bitch I swear i'm so.. |
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go for a walk
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read a stats book
listen to fresh air or talk of the nation on you ipod take some melatonin masturbate furiously until you pass out |
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lol if this aint coke
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watch poker after dark, that sh!t will put you to sleep. make sure harman is in the ep, her weak-tight play = snoooooooze
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Mmmm Bleach is yummy.
Bleach + farts is MORE Yummy |
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press twice for double the fun!
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OMFG IT'S 8:12am. When the [censored] did that happen? I thought it was about 1:30, and the the goddamned [censored] sucking mother [censored] sun came up. What the hell???
I guess I should go eat a waffle and go to work. |
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watch poker after dark, that sh!t will put you to sleep. make sure harman is in the ep, her weak-tight play = snoooooooze [/ QUOTE ] Yeah I have had same problem as OP lately. [censored] people slamming doors! But I managed to send myself to sleep with a few PAD episodes... |
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Twoplustwo crapped out almost instantly after I posted this, or it was my internet, but everything else was working fine.
I don't think I fell asleep until like 3:45am. My roommate came back and I heard him watching the Speed channel. He's a [censored] dork. |
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speed channel lol... i always wondered who watched that
Italian, it sounds like you really hate your roomates and would like to kill them |
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I don't think I fell asleep until like 3:45am [/ QUOTE ] radical! Seriously, when I couldn't get to sleep which was often, I would just not go to school and sleep in. Then again; im pretty cool! |
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Italian, it sounds like you really hate your roomates and would like to kill them [/ QUOTE ] It's just my one roommate is so [censored] dumb, he doesn't get it. He cooks and then 1.) He gets [censored] all over the place. I have no idea how he can make a mess like he does, and then it sits there all week until my other roommate cleans it up because I refuse to clean up after him, or 2.) He never does his own dishes. The pot he used yesterday to cook something is still sitting on the stove burner with dried whatever it was that he was cooking. He just doesn't [censored] get it! I told him last night he sounded like a herd of elephants and he basically looked at me like I was talking Hebrew and then proceeded to walk up and down the stairs to go into the bathroom 3 times in about 20 minutes. I've even bitched many times to clean up after himself and he still doesn't. And I can't stand talking to him because he always says something like, "yeah, my friends and I went to the store and da da da da da" (like some people say "blah blah blah" because the rest of the story is irrelevant) and it drives me nuts! Or he'll say, "I have to go home to pick up my new helmet cam or some sh!t." It's the "or some sh!t" that just makes me want to knock his teeth in because the way he talks he kind of mumbles and makes me not want to listen to him anymore. Oh yeah, he wants to buy a helmet cam so that when he goes offroading on his dirtbike, he can film himself, and then he talks to me like he's so popular as if I give two flying [censored]. And then my other roommate. He's cool and I like him, but man, I just don't get it. He got a tattoo of a spiderweb on his elbow a couple years ago and just this week he had it fixed to darken it up. Last I heard, that represented that you've been in prison. I don't think he understands. Also, yesterday he was laughing up a storm in his room because the other website/forum he goes on, he made up some conspiracy theory and everyone thinks he's involved in it, and he plays his little games while trying to be the popular funny guy, and he's sitting in his room hitting refresh just to see what everyone else is writing and then laughing like a hyena and coming into my room to tell me about it and I'm sitting here thinking, "that is the lamest thing I ever heard." And then he wants to show me a youtube video of Slash shredding on the guitar, but it's dubbed over in an awful guitar recording, and I don't find it interesting at all, but he's sitting there laughing to himself like he just found the funniest thing known to mankind. I ended up saying, "yeah that's funny" and walked out and just rolled my eyes because it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I could go on all day... |
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Smoke more Herb. Does the trick everytime
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