I went down faster than a Thai hooker
 

I decided to casino whore and after getting through two casinos was making fast profit and enjoying it thoroughly. Then I put money in Bet365 and Golden Palace. $400 in one, 475 in another. I played Pontoon because it seems awesome and has an insanely low egde. Figured at the worst I would walk out of there with a few hundred in profit. Bet $5 a hand.

I finished at one with $79 and the other $0. Major busto and my bankroll has advanced nada.

Maybe I should have made a sacrifice to Raptor Christ [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: I went down faster than a Thai hooker
 

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I decided to casino whore and after getting through two casinos was making fast profit and enjoying it thoroughly. Then I put money in Bet365 and Golden Palace. $400 in one, 475 in another. I played Pontoon because it seems awesome and has an insanely low egde. Figured at the worst I would walk out of there with a few hundred in profit. Bet $5 a hand.

I finished at one with $79 and the other $0. Major busto and my bankroll has advanced nada.

Maybe I should have made a sacrifice to Raptor Christ [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Casino Whoring is the new Lee Jones