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LocustHorde 08-06-2007 07:42 PM

Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
Take your average American male and stick him in at defensive end in one NFL football game. Now, lets give him the strategic advantage of him knowing the upcoming play is going to be a pass. He wouldn't have to line up in a three point stance, in fact he could line up behind the line of scrimmage and get a running start if he chooses to. We would also allow him to grab the face mask, hold, grab or kick his balls, and even spit in the offensive tackle's face. With these advantages, would an average 'Joe' be able to get at least one sack and maybe a few hurries before being mauled by a guy like Orlando Pace or Walter Jones?? Does anyone here think they could succeed at recording a sack with these cheats in place?

CharlieDontSurf 08-06-2007 07:45 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
I'm in decent shape...Orlando Pace would knock my ass to the ground with ease

TheNoodleMan 08-06-2007 07:45 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
Hell no.

Pace or Jones would pancake the [censored] out any average Joe about 100% of the time.

vixticator 08-06-2007 07:47 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
Clearly not even against the worst fringe tackle in the league.

vhawk01 08-06-2007 07:47 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
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Hell no.

Pace or Jones would pancake the [censored] out any average Joe about 120 % of the time because after the first few times you might make the horrible mistake of actually getting back up.

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kidcolin 08-06-2007 07:52 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
You could remove the offensive line completely and the chances I sack an NFL QB are pretty low.

jedi 08-06-2007 07:57 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
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You could remove the offensive line completely and the chances I sack an NFL QB are pretty.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtANg6FcsoA

LocustHorde 08-06-2007 08:02 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
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You could remove the offensive line completely and the chances I sack an NFL QB are pretty.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtANg6FcsoA

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bwaaaahhh. that's the funniest thing I've seen. But to be fair, Kordell is a pretty fast and strong dude for a QB.

Case Closed 08-06-2007 08:07 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
Let's make it easier Average man VS all conference D-3 offensive tackle. The average man will get zero sacks and no tackles the entire game.

TalkingDonkey 08-06-2007 08:12 PM

Re: Hypothetical situation- sacking the QB.
 
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Let's make it easier Average man VS all conference D-3 offensive tackle. The average man will get zero sacks and no tackles the entire game.

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Yeah, this really isn't even close. Especially considering the average man will be at the very least giving up 50 pounds of pretty good athlete.

Edit: even if by some miracle you make it past the line, try sacking Big Ben, Daunte, JaMarcus Russell, etc.


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