Speed Dating
 

Im going to a speed dating even next week, Anyone ever been to one of these things, how was the experience?

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nope never have

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Awesome one-sentence OOT post. Just [censored] awesome.

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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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You people cant b this corny in real life can you?

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Going on Friday actually. Seems like a good idea - 3 minutes to work out if I want to bang her, and to appear interesting / funny / rich (all things I can fake for 3 minutes) then on to the next one.

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Send me a PM let me know how it works out. You think any decent looking girls would show up at these events?

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Send me a PM let me know how it works out. You think any decent looking girls would show up at these events?

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Depends on what you consider decent looking. I was at a lounge and they were running a speed dating session in the dinning area. The girls were pretty average but better looking than the guys. From that limited sample I wouldn't consider any of them attractive.

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Send me a PM let me know how it works out. You think any decent looking girls would show up at these events?

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Depends on what you consider decent looking. I was at a lounge and they were running a speed dating session in the dinning area. The girls were pretty average but better looking than the guys. From that limited sample I wouldn't consider any of them attractive. [b]Even if they were all models, I would never lower myself to speed dating as people would judge me for it.

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fyp for the two other people that read BMI.

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You people cant b this corny in real life can you?

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we sure can!

Instead of banning this yoyo and locking this thread, how about we all make fun of him for awhile.

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Are you familiar with Tucker Max and his website, tuckermax [dot] com?

If you're not, he's an arrogant, hilarious, intelligent, alcoholic jerk who [censored] lotsa women, and writes the funniest (but oftentimes just plain WRONG) stories about it on the internet. He has a pretty funny story about the 3-minute dating thing.
Tucker Goes 3-Minute Dating, Hilarity Ensues

And of course, if you're not familiar with his website, I demand you spend 2 hours laughing your ass off and read the first ten or so of his "classic" stories.

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LOLLL thanks TJ great stories from what ive read so far

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The very best ones are:

The Austin Road Trip

The UT Weekend

Tucker Tries Buttsex, hilarity does NOT ensue.

When I first discovered that website, I literally spent about 5 hours reading it. I have never laughed harder for so long a time on the internet, even counting collegehumor or youtube.

The advice forums he has have also gone a long way towards improving my own game with women. The man is truly a visionary.

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Send me a PM let me know how it works out. You think any decent looking girls would show up at these events?

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Depends on what you consider decent looking. I was at a lounge and they were running a speed dating session in the dinning area. The girls were pretty average but better looking than the guys. From that limited sample I wouldn't consider any of them attractive. [b]Even if they were all models, I would never lower myself to speed dating as people would judge me for it.

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fyp for the two other people that read BMI.

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lol


"im sorry young lady. under normal circumstances i would penetrate you, but i noticed you had seven credit card bills on your nightstand and a fatwallet account. clearly you are one step away from skid row. good day me love"

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A fat wallet account would be a turn off but high credit card bills is a plus. Girls with heavy debt obviously like to spend and have run out of their own resources. Means they will but added emphasis on dating someone who can afford the lifestyle they want but can't afford themselves.

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Speed dating is a formalized matchmaking process or dating system whose purpose is to encourage people to meet a large number of new people. (Wikipedia)

Why not just go outside? Or to college?

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Bad speed dating thread: this one.

Good speed dating thread: this one.

Oh, for the glory days of OOT.

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A fat wallet account would be a turn off but high credit card bills is a plus. Girls with heavy debt obviously like to spend and have run out of their own resources. Means they will but added emphasis on dating someone who can afford the lifestyle they want but can't afford themselves.

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Man, I would kill to bone a chick with a fatwallet account...

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all i think about when i read this is that scene in 40 year old virgin...jokes

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lol OOT is so full of gays

OP, don't talk about yourself much, just listen to them blather about themselves. Also, acting the same with fatties and hotties is hudge points if hotties see you doing this.

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Speed dating is a formalized matchmaking process or dating system whose purpose is to encourage people to meet a large number of new people. (Wikipedia)

Why not just go outside? Or to college?

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Ummm, you're missing the point that many people did goto college and are done with college. I attended a fastdating event and thought it was pretty good. Girls in general >>>> guys there.

It offers a good way to meet a number of people who are also looking to meet people. For those that recently relocated, don't go out much, don't have running mates to go out this offers a good chance to talk to a lot of people. As you get older (out of college) it's not as easy to meet as many people.

Go with an open mind and it might be something you enjoy doing. If not....well I'm sure you've spent a worse 2 hours. I KNOW this to be true if you watched MNF this week Pitt-Miami 3-0 thriller.

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Why not just go outside? Or to college?

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Outside? Because it gets dark at 5pm so is harder to meet women outside when they are worried ima gonna rape them. Plus I want to meet the kind of woman that doesn't go home with random guys from bars after 15 minutes of shouty conversation (I mean I enjoy meeting that kind too, but it's getting old, or at I am).

College? I went, got my degrees, now I have a full time job somewhere without a university. It's also nowhere near where I grew up so I'm lacking all the normal networks (plus most of my friends are relocated as well so they don't have networks either).

Plus I only get worse the more time I spend on a first meeting, so having an excuse to move on after 3 minutes is perfect. I can be charming, funny, interesting, etc and know it won't wear thin [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Are you familiar with Tucker Max and his website, tuckermax [dot] com?

If you're not, he's an arrogant, hilarious, intelligent, alcoholic jerk who [censored] lotsa women, and writes the funniest (but oftentimes just plain WRONG) stories about it on the internet. He has a pretty funny story about the 3-minute dating thing.
Tucker Goes 3-Minute Dating, Hilarity Ensues

And of course, if you're not familiar with his website, I demand you spend 2 hours laughing your ass off and read the first ten or so of his "classic" stories.

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Thanks for giving me something to do at work today.