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TheJokerIsWild 09-13-2007 01:48 AM

[censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
I've played almost exclusively at Absolute Poker for the past year since the legislation and have consistently beaten the .50-1 game for close to 7bb/100. Since they instituted the BBJ, I've gotten absolutely crushed. Bad beats beyond belief. I've never come close to saying a site is rigged, but I'm starting to wonder. I've heard a lot of other consistent winning players say the same thing recently.

Tonight I loaded up my usual 6 tables and ran into a guy who was consistenly betting like $50 into $2 pots. He was down to $30 and left with over $1100 in 30 minutes. About $900 of it was my money. I've been playing for 7 years solid and have never experienced anything remotely like this.

Here is how it when down:

I have position on him, so I'm pretty much calling anything preflop or small raises with even garbage hands since he is overbetting the pot every time.

First Hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $9.75
UTG+1: $98.50
CO: $73.50
Button: $172.25
Hero: $100.50
BB: $21.95

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $24</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $98</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($199, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $1.5</font>, Button calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($202, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $202)


Results:
Final pot: $202
<font color="#ffffff">Button Shows Ah 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows 9h 3h</font>

OK whatever, so now I reload to the full $200 because it's obvious he will give the money back.

Next Hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $199.50
UTG+1: $40
CO: $7.25
Button: $97
SB: $108.95
BB: $255.05

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $5</font>, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($15.5, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $45</font>, UTG+1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($105.5, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $149.5</font>, BB calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($404.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $404.5)


Results:
Final pot: $404.5
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Jc As</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ks Ah</font>


Whatever...I'm willing to live or die with TPTK against this piece of [censored]. Of course, he flopped top two on me.

So I reload and then this hand comes up:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $63.50
UTG+1: $20.70
CO: $94.50
Button: $103.95
SB: $420.65
Hero: $193.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $56</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $193.5</font>, SB calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)


Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)


River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($389, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $389)


Results:
Final pot: $389
<font color="#ffffff">SB Shows 3h 4d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Qd Qs</font>


34 off is the nuts obv. At this point, I'm wondering WTF is going on.

Very next hand:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $97.95
UTG+1: $619.50
Hero: $193.54
Button: $62.50
SB: $18.70
BB: $93.50

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $2</font>, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($10, 5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets $2</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $134</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $191.54</font>, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($395.08, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $395.08)


Results:
Final pot: $395.08
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+1 Shows 7s 8c</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows 6s 10h</font>

Yeah, I know T6 off sucks, but I was calling any small bet preflop with anything against him.

VERY NEXT HAND:

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $200
CO: $62.50
Button: $16.70
SB: $92.95
BB: $906.54

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $3</font>, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $6</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $184</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $197</font>, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400.5)


Results:
Final pot: $400.5
<font color="#ffffff">BB Shows Qh 8d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero Shows Ah Jd</font>

He leaves with $1100 after being down to his last $30 just 30 minutes prior.

[censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER. THIS PIECE OF [censored] SITE THAT CHANGES BONUS AND RAKEBACK RULES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND IN THE MIDDLE OF BONUS TERMS IS NOW CHEATING.

veganmav 09-13-2007 02:01 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
bad beats bro [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

TxRedMan 09-13-2007 02:08 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
I think it's funny how OP assumes it was his "last $30", and also how mad he gets about losing four buy-ins when his opponent was nice enough to take the worst of it everytime.

Whats next, some pissed off pit boss in BBV ranting and raving about some degen who kept hitting twenty one on the roulette wheel?

[censored] ! I hate it when I have to pay the guy who stuck $200 in as a 4-1 dog!

TheJokerIsWild 09-13-2007 02:08 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
[ QUOTE ]
bad beats bro [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]


No, they aren't bad beats. He is calling all ins PREFLOP with 34 off vs. QQ and hitting. Something is weird at AP right now.

Shaqizzle 09-13-2007 02:09 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
At least you made someones day alot brighter!

UncleKraut 09-13-2007 02:12 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
Damn, that would put me on life tilt.

Andykay 09-13-2007 02:13 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
Did you ever think that maybe he knows magic?

jeez

-Andy

keikiwai 09-13-2007 02:15 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
[ QUOTE ]
Did you ever think that maybe he knows magic?

jeez

-Andy

[/ QUOTE ]

pattern mappers aren't magic

op, tin foil hat next time LDO

Slick_Weatherman 09-13-2007 02:16 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
for some reason i cant see what your opponent had, on the last couple hands?

Craggoo 09-13-2007 02:21 AM

Re: [censored] YOU ABSOLUTE POKER
 
A lot of these beats are brutal but i was still laughing my ass off the whole way through.
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