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jfish 09-05-2007 02:46 AM

random irc discussions
 
<yvesaint> man actualy my fantasy
<yvesaint> is having like 5-6 diff bowls
<yvesaint> of diff foods infront of me
<yvesaint> like whipped cream
<tommyhawk> yves whens the last time u got laid
<yvesaint> chocolate fudge
<yvesaint> bbq sauce
<yvesaint> and just dipping my nuts in each in turn
<yvesaint> and having some girl lick em
<m4rt0x> LOL
<yvesaint> uhh like prob a month ago tomy
<mrTEA> yves how old are you?
<m4rt0x> is this while u're blowing a guy?
<yvesaint> 19
<yvesaint> like imagine how awesome thatd be
<yvesaint> just be like
<yvesaint> what flava u want now
<yvesaint> DUCK SAUCE
<yvesaint> yes i can do that
<mrTEA> rofl
<yvesaint> *DIP*
<m4rt0x> hahaha
<m4rt0x> duck sauce
<m4rt0x> so funny
<m4rt0x> asian guys fantasy being sticking his balls in duck sauce and getting a chick to lick it off
<yvesaint> :P
<m4rt0x> while u're at it
<mrTEA> lol duck sauce
<yvesaint> swee n sour
<mrTEA> is that the plum sauce?
<m4rt0x> why don't u fill ur ass with satay
<yvesaint> no sticking thing sin my ass is def not on my list of sexual desires
<mrTEA> man im laughing so hard right now
<yvesaint> but goddamn
<yvesaint> like id love to just jam my [censored] in a ho ho
<yvesaint> and feed it to a bitch
<m4rt0x> gagahahaha
<tommyhawk> u like the fat ones?
<mrTEA> LOL
<yvesaint> or ding dongs
<yvesaint> like wtf is that [censored] called
<yvesaint> hostess
<m4rt0x> ur a deviant and ah alf
<yvesaint> thats the stuff
<m4rt0x> make me look good
<tommyhawk> jelly filled bismarks
<tommyhawk> OOOOOH
<tommyhawk> warmed up even!
<yvesaint> o yea
<yvesaint> toast that ding dong
<yvesaint> take off the foil wrapper
<yvesaint> and then STICK MY [censored] IN IT
<yvesaint> AND CHOKE A GIRL
<yvesaint> o man [censored] wait
<yvesaint> what if u had it on ur [censored]
<yvesaint> and then u came
<yvesaint> while its on there
<yvesaint> thatd look so cool
<yvesaint> ok i thin i went to far
<m4rt0x> lol
<yvesaint> cos its just me talkin to myself again
<m4rt0x> yea u make peopels desires for deepthroat
<m4rt0x> look very tame
<yvesaint> :P
<yvesaint> wel i obv cant deepthroat
<yvesaint> so i have to make up somehow
<m4rt0x> LOL
<mrTEA> dude
<yvesaint> [censored] that came out wrong
<mrTEA> wow
<yvesaint> i mean
<yvesaint> i mean i have a small penis
<m4rt0x> HAHAHA
<yvesaint> u know
<mrTEA> ahahahaha
<yvesaint> [censored]
<m4rt0x> yea
<yvesaint> [censored]

keikiwai 09-05-2007 02:48 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
[ QUOTE ]

<yvesaint> wel i obv cant deepthroat
<yvesaint> so i have to make up somehow
<m4rt0x> LOL
<mrTEA> dude
<yvesaint> [censored] that came out wrong
<mrTEA> wow
<yvesaint> i mean
<yvesaint> i mean i have a small penis
<m4rt0x> HAHAHA
<yvesaint> u know
<mrTEA> ahahahaha
<yvesaint> [censored]
<m4rt0x> yea
<yvesaint> [censored]


[/ QUOTE ]

whoisthedrizzle 09-05-2007 02:52 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
Yeah, gay humor is so funny until I'm telling a joke with my back to the door and my friend's gay roommate walks in right as I'm getting to the gross part. Would it kill any of my friends to give me a [censored] tip off? Yeah, and now I'm the [censored].

LionelHutz00 09-05-2007 03:07 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
tremendous

BCtheVC 09-05-2007 09:58 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
bash.org ftw

futuredoc85 09-05-2007 10:00 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
[ QUOTE ]

<yvesaint> o yea
<yvesaint> toast that ding dong
<yvesaint> take off the foil wrapper
<yvesaint> and then STICK MY [censored] IN IT
<yvesaint> AND CHOKE A GIRL
<yvesaint> o man [censored] wait
<yvesaint> what if u had it on ur [censored]
<yvesaint> and then u came
<yvesaint> while its on there
<yvesaint> thatd look so cool
<yvesaint> ok i thin i went to far

[/ QUOTE ]

rofl

RunyonAve 09-05-2007 10:23 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] yves

Georgia Avenue 09-05-2007 11:00 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
[x] dids style
[x] still awesome

kipin 09-05-2007 11:19 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
This is [censored] amazing.

I can't believe I missed this live!

Triumph36 09-05-2007 11:34 AM

Re: random irc discussions
 
[ QUOTE ]
This is [censored] amazing.

I can't believe I missed this live!

[/ QUOTE ]

don't worry, yves will be discussing his pube trimming soon

this is pure gold though

hahahah from later:

[02:51] <yvesaint> THAILAND
[02:51] * Compton3 hides
[02:51] <yvesaint> GUYS HAVE U HEARD BAOUT THSIALNAD
[02:51] <yvesaint> ITS LIKE
[02:51] <yvesaint> THIS AMAZING PLAE
[02:51] <yvesaint> WHERE U CAN [censored] FOR NOTHIN
[02:51] <yvesaint> THAILAND
[02:51] <yvesaint> HAVE U
[02:51] <yvesaint> THAILAND
[02:51] <yvesaint> BEACHES
[02:51] <yvesaint> THAILAND
[02:51] <m4rt0x> yea
[02:51] <TeeJay> I had a couple 2-3K nights at normal clubs
[02:51] <yvesaint> [censored] THAILAND
[02:51] <m4rt0x> i've [censored] for nothing in thailand
[02:51] <m4rt0x> lol
[02:51] <Compton3> whoa sir
[02:51] <yvesaint> GUYS GUYS
[02:51] <yvesaint> THAILAND
[02:51] <yvesaint> HELO THAILAND


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