Lamest fortune ever
 

I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."

wtf please die.

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"Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it......in bed."


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fyfc

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He said fortune, not horoscope

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"people enjoy you because of your delicate features"

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"beware of cookies bearing fortunes"

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"ignore previous cookie"

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I once had a fortune cookie that said:

"You will get new clothes"

The fact that it became true makes it the most accurate fortune cookie ever.

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I just had a fortune cookie. Fortune: "Customer service is like taking a bath. You have to keep doing it."

wtf please die.

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YOU DO!!?!?!?!??!

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"you have aids"

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I got one once that said "don't panic". WTF THAT IS ADVICE NOT A FORTUNE

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stick with your wife

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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.

does that mean i have no future?

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My friend got one that said: "Order takeout soon; you will be hungry."

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There's only one fortune that I consider valid.

"You are going to die."

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Has anyone ever gotten this fortune: "You enjoy gambling, horse racing, and (can't remember the other thing, but something awesome) but not in excess."? I saved it for a while bu tnow it appears to be gone.

Best. Fortune. Ever.

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I got the "Don't Panic" one once as well. I had it taped to my old monitor.

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"That was not chicken"

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"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written

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"You will fly some day"

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"I pissed in your rice" and it was hand written

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"Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery!"

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the last time i had a fortune cookie, the fortune was blank on both sides.

does that mean i have no future?

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Last time I got a fortune cookie, it had no paper inside at all.

I took this to mean that I was going to die soon.

I'm happy to say it hasn't come true...yet.

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stick with your wife

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The nerds in teh group will appreciate this.

guids great business idea #34

Bash.org fortune cookies.

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Panda Express has the worst fortunes ever.

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"ignore previous cookie"

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Haha, I've posted about this one.
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"You will wake up with peep on back"

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I got one once that said "You will meet a beautiful women and she will take your breath away" or something alot like that. I saved it in my wallet for a long time hopeing to use it to pick up a girl or something but i never did and eventually threw it away.

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"good clothes make a man. go shopping"

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I very well may win/lose this:

"You like Chineses food"

About a year later I was there as my uncle got the same fortune at a different retaurant.

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"cook's urin was in soup"

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"We play joke. We go wee wee in your coke"

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I very well may win/lose this:

"You like Chineses food"

About a year later I was there as my uncle got the same fortune at a different retaurant.

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was it a japanese restaurant?

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"To stay healthy, eat lots of chinese food"