Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

On the ride home from the airport, about halfway from JFK to the destination, the cabbie says in a thick Jamaican accent, "So, do you think that gays should be elected as the heads of a church?" This is literally the first thing he has said since the cab left the airport, where his other comments were, "Shouldn't be much traffic tonight," and, "Raining pretty hard." Your reply?

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

As long as they aren't colored?

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

"I worship Satan."

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

"I don't know, I'm not very religious. Did the Knicks when last night?"
It might have been one of the PRIMETIME/DATELINE racism shows, there was one of the other night, or he's just insane.

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

All I know is, jews suck.

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

Do you think monkeys should be allowed to play for the Knicks?

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

Pretend to have not heard him, then fall asleep.

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

Put on your best gay voice and say "oh heck no, they have no place in the church or in a leadership position!"

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

Just say "hehe, you said head"

Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
 

I thought the standard play for Asians in this situation was "No speaky Engrish."