email from a blind date
 

So I got setup on a blind date through work and I've been talking to this girl back and forth through email. Today I recieve the following email. Exactly how hot out of 10 does this girl have to be? Because this is some of the dumbest [censored] i've ever read. This girl is 19 (i'm 23) Email is undoctored except for name of location.

well thats good that you are getting my e-mails. I really want to travel to europe some of the countries i want to go to are the uk, london, amsterdam, france, london, and isreal but i plan on waiting until the conflicts die down i dont want to risk my life. I live in **** county and on a good day it takes me 20 mins to get to school. and work takes me on a good day 20 mins and on a bad day sometimes over an hour. so i must live reeeeeaaalllly far from whereever you live. i live in **** which is smack dab in the center of ****. I love dogs, i have a jack russell terrier named jackee she is my baby but she hates me because i love her so much. the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic, but i would never hurt them. I had a leopard gecko but financially i could not care for him anymore so i gave him to my cousins son and he adores him. i also had a hampster for 3 years but he died so no more hampsters.i have fish well they are actually my dads and he cares for them but they are still minew i guess. I plan on adopting all my dogs because they dont deserve to be youthanized just because there owners couldn't or wouldn't take care of them. well hope to hear from you soon!!!

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first

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worthless w/o pics

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youthanize the chick and steal her dog

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she's crazy

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the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic, but i would never hurt them

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the countries i want to go to are the uk, london, amsterdam, france, london, and isreal but i plan on waiting until the conflicts die down

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I plan on adopting all my dogs because they dont deserve to be youthanized

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You doctored the last one. Otherwise, B+

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wow.

judging from this email she is probably super hot. Or 14 years old.

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Her dog sounds awesome. I'm also waiting for the conflicts to die down before I visit the country of London as well. Seems like a smart chick. I'd bet she will probably be in some of DBZ'z classes next semester.

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Congratulations, you are about to date FOG

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Am I the only one who finds the part about not being able to financially support a leopard gecko hilarious?

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She's a better person than me, I just want to beat the [censored] out of things I am allergic to

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Am I the only one who finds the part about not being able to financially support a leopard gecko hilarious?

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i was gonna mention that i bought one for my girlfriend and feeding it costs like $2 a week

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she sounds hawt

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Am I the only one who finds the part about not being able to financially support a leopard gecko hilarious?

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i was gonna mention that i bought one for my girlfriend and feeding it costs like $2 a week

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It's the grooming cost and vet bills that add up imo

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Just make sure you don't love her too much, or she'll hate you for loving her too much.

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lololololololol/ she is def an 8.75 at worst.

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Am I the only one who finds the part about not being able to financially support a leopard gecko hilarious?

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Meanwhile her family has supported fish, a hampster, and a dog. I guess the gecko broke the bank.

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worthless w/o pics

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[x] pics of weirdo chick or ban

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a 6+ w/ nice [censored] would qualify. really, how high are your standards to throw it in there?

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the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic

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<font color="red"> YOU'D BETTER NOT HURT THEM, BITCH </font>

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but i would never hurt them

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Phew!

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one time, at band camp....

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I'm getting a hard on just thinking about how insanely hot this chic must be.

hit it and quit it.....then post a TR with pics of all the stuff she did that would make farm animals blush

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the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic

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<font color="red"> YOU'D BETTER NOT HURT THEM, BITCH </font>

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but i would never hurt them

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Phew!

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lol

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I wonder what her stream of conscious is like... She better be [censored] hot.

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she's crazy

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x2

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Wow. Post more correspondences!

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From the tone of the email, it seems as if you've slipped into the friendship category already. It may not be too late. If you tell her you fought on the side of the animal liberation front in the battle of Amsterdam in 2004 she'll probably let you ssihp.

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youthanized

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The chick better look hawter than this
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/119...lego700ja6.jpg

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Suggested response:

'Dear Blind Date Chick:

tl;dr.

Sincerely,

Hotpockets'

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Country I want to go to: Amsterdam.

awesome.

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youthanize the chick and steal her dog

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I'm hardly a grammar nit, but...seriously?

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youthanize the chick and steal her dog

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I'm hardly a grammar nit, but...seriously?

[/ QUOTE ]check the op yo

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youthanize the chick and steal her dog

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I'm hardly a grammar nit, but...seriously?

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read more closelier you nit

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Waist of [censored] time. Get a life.

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the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic

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<font color="red"> YOU'D BETTER NOT HURT THEM, BITCH </font>

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but i would never hurt them

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Phew!

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this made me lol out my nose

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I dont post much.

This chick is 7.5 or greater and i'd bet my roll on it. At the very worst shes blonde with huge cans

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I guaran [censored] tee this girl is both stupid and ugly. It happens.

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I dont post much.

This chick is 7.5 or greater and i'd bet my roll on it. At the very worst shes blonde with huge cans

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he may be on to something. I don't see how anyone would even feed her growing up if she was this dumb and not hot or hot potential.

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I really want to travel to europe some of the countries i want to go to are the uk, london, amsterdam, france, london, and isreal

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O Rly?

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I had a leopard gecko but financially i could not care for him anymore

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wat