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bigt2k4 09-13-2007 01:28 AM

Do I have a broken penis?
 
so I was dancing with this girl I really like all night @ the bar and I had an erection the whole time obviously. I was really drunk and my boner was stuck in my pants in an awkward angle. I got home took off my pants and penis still hurt. It has been over an hour since and my erection has gone down, but penis still hurts despite having no erection. Also, when I look at it there seems to be nothing wrong and no crookedness or visible injury. It only hurts a lot. Is anything wrong?

Dan87 09-13-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
superaids

schundler 09-13-2007 01:29 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
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Is anything wrong?

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With your penis, no. But probably.

nutshot2 09-13-2007 01:30 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
spread jelly on it and have your dog lick it off. works mother [censored] wonders

i heard

edfurlong 09-13-2007 01:30 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
I'd probably have to taste it to give you a definitive answer.

I_AM_EVIL 09-13-2007 01:31 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
If it's not crooked all the time then you fail as a man.

Trogdor! 09-13-2007 01:31 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
post pictures of penis to be sure

ROADHEAD 09-13-2007 01:40 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
sounds like rug burn

skindog 09-13-2007 01:45 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
they usually amputate that [censored]

ibluffoldladies 09-13-2007 01:47 AM

Re: Do I have a broken penis?
 
This happened to a friend of mine one time. See a doctor. I hope the outcome is different then what my friend went through.


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