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PLO8FaceKilla 11-19-2007 01:43 PM

Hilarious Before/After Pictures of Merriman
 
it appears that steroids have a large impact. Rough week for Merriman after getting clobbered by Jones-Drew.
www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill
http://www.profootballtalk.com/MerrimanBeforeAfter.jpg

EHoffman 11-19-2007 01:44 PM

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If this is real, rofl.

Semtex 11-19-2007 01:45 PM

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he's wearing pads in the first one?

PLO8FaceKilla 11-19-2007 01:45 PM

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the site says that they did not photoshop them...

another forum i go on measured the distance between eyes, other facial features that don't change with steroid use, etc... and it should be real.

What a lunatic.

This explains a lot, mainly why he isn't good anymore.

xorbie 11-19-2007 01:47 PM

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Is that tatoo new?

PLO8FaceKilla 11-19-2007 01:48 PM

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Is that tatoo new?

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top pic - may 5th 2005
bottom pic - may 30th 2007

yeah he probably bought it with the money he saved from not having to buy steroids anymore.

VickreyAuction 11-19-2007 01:53 PM

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Even his beard got smaller.

leehrat 11-19-2007 01:55 PM

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Hard to tell definitively, but it looks like classic moonface in the first pic.

DonkeyKongSr 11-19-2007 01:56 PM

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And his unibrow went away.

leehrat 11-19-2007 01:57 PM

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He also looks so innocent and childlike in the second one.

Kneel B4 Zod 11-19-2007 01:59 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc

I doubt Merriman benefited at all from the juice

Franchise 60 11-19-2007 02:06 PM

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lol

Case Closed 11-19-2007 02:08 PM

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They look like two different people. Plus the 2nd pic seems like it is taken from further away which adds to the effect. This is as lame as examining random pictures of Bonds with no means to actually measure the size of his skull...just poor juxtaposition.

PLO8FaceKilla 11-19-2007 02:12 PM

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They look like two different people. Plus the 2nd pic seems like it is taken from further away which adds to the effect. This is as lame as examining random pictures of Bonds with no means to actually measure the size of his skull...just poor juxtaposition.

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ok so why don't you just say you are a chargers fan.

there is obviously a huge difference. look at the size of the man's head and neck.

or maybe his SHOULDERS

Kneel B4 Zod 11-19-2007 02:15 PM

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Plus the 2nd pic seems like it is taken from further away which adds to the effect.

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my gut tells me that, but the eye/lips/nose dimensions are the same in each pic

DonkeyKongSr 11-19-2007 02:16 PM

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Can someone make an morphing animation out of this to truly see the change? I would, except I don't have access to any animation programs at work.

MikeyPatriot 11-19-2007 02:16 PM

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So, these pictures looked unfair because it appeared like the second shot was intentionally made to appear smaller than it was. I was right, but it doesn't really change much. Here's what the pictures look like with their heads proportionate to each other.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...imanBefore.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19...rimanAfter.jpg

dknightx 11-19-2007 02:19 PM

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i dont really see the difference. his shoulders are just relaxed in the 2nd picture. Also, the jersey he is wearing in the first picture make his shoulders look broader than they actually are.

Semtex 11-19-2007 02:21 PM

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Also, the jersey he is wearing in the first picture make his shoulders look broader than they actually are.

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SL__72 11-19-2007 02:34 PM

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His neck looks a lot bigger in the first one though...

kyleb 11-19-2007 02:37 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc

I doubt Merriman benefited at all from the juice

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No offense, but steroids don't really have a huge impact on the ability to see a ball, make contact, and generate a sound swing. Furthermore, the steroids Merriman were taking were probably for a specific purpose.

I think you're out of your element on this one

DonkeyKongSr 11-19-2007 02:38 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc

I doubt Merriman benefited at all from the juice

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No offense, but steroids don't really have a huge impact on the ability to see a ball, make contact, and generate a sound swing. Furthermore, the steroids Merriman were taking were probably for a specific purpose.

I think you're out of your element on this one

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http://www.supplierlist.com/photo_im...irit_Level.jpg

kyleb 11-19-2007 02:41 PM

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ah jeez it's early give me a break

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/376/booyavc9.png

MuresanForMVP 11-19-2007 02:42 PM

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Kinda reminds me of what happened with this guy:


http://www.andrewbryniarski.net/images/lattimer.jpg

Kneel B4 Zod 11-19-2007 02:44 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc

I doubt Merriman benefited at all from the juice

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No offense, but steroids don't really have a huge impact on the ability to see a ball, make contact, and generate a sound swing. Furthermore, the steroids Merriman were taking were probably for a specific purpose.

I think you're out of your element on this one

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http://www.germes-online.com/direct/...2552/Level.jpg

kevin017 11-19-2007 02:46 PM

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look at his neck. in the first pic it is clearly angled out toward the bottom on both sides. in the second pic his neck clearly goes straight down. its hard to compare shoulders because the shirt in pic one is padded, but it seems like there is a significant different there.

vhawk01 11-19-2007 02:50 PM

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Not to mention he apparently got about 3 shades lighter. I'm not claiming that makes up the difference but shading and coloration absolutely do impact human perception. This is why you always see coloring differences between before and after pictures on weightloss programs and for acne meds and stuff like that. Darker is generally bigger.

kevin017 11-19-2007 02:57 PM

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ah jeez it's early give me a break

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/376/booyavc9.png

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this is awesome

dknightx 11-19-2007 02:59 PM

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look at his neck. in the first pic it is clearly angled out toward the bottom on both sides. in the second pic his neck clearly goes straight down. its hard to compare shoulders because the shirt in pic one is padded, but it seems like there is a significant different there.

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if you had large traps you would know that when you tense/raise up your shoulders, it causes your neck to thicken in the manner we see in picture 1. In picture 2, it is fairly obvious that his shoulders are quite relaxed, which explain the straightness of his neck.

not saying there is NO difference, just that is not as big as people seem to be making it. FWIW i am not a SD fan.

JordanIB 11-19-2007 03:00 PM

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indict him!

MuresanForMVP 11-19-2007 03:01 PM

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imo these pictures are more for entertainment than anything else. it's not like with Bonds where people are trying to use them as evidence proving that Merriman took steroids. We already know he did, this is just fun after the fact.

dkgojackets 11-19-2007 03:02 PM

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The sleeves of the jersey come out on the first pic.

Plus I think he is just more relaxed in the second. I do wonder how his skin became so light though.

kidcolin 11-19-2007 03:03 PM

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ash cloud

Franchise 60 11-19-2007 03:05 PM

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Its a travesty that there wasn't steroid testing in place so we can know for sure whether or not he was using illegal substances.

Oh wait..

dkgojackets 11-19-2007 03:05 PM

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too soon <font color="white">but i loled anyway</font>

ThaSaltCracka 11-19-2007 03:25 PM

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Pretty humorous that people think there isn't a difference in his appearance. His face, neck, and shoulders are all narrower.

FWIW, he looks healthier in the second picture.

TalkingDonkey 11-19-2007 03:31 PM

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OP is quickly becoming the #2 troll in Sporting Events

MuresanForMVP 11-19-2007 03:32 PM

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OP is quickly becoming the #2 troll in Sporting Events

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who's #1?

AbreuTime 11-19-2007 03:32 PM

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His new facial hair is thinning imo.

vhawk01 11-19-2007 03:35 PM

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His new facial hair is thinning imo.

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Steroids are kind of like Old Spice, you spread that [censored] on and instant manly beard growth.


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