Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

MSPAINT Cliffs notes at bottom:

A few weeks ago, I meet this cute girl at the video store, and she gives me her number. She seemed really weird, but pretty nice. Anyway, I didn't call her for the last few weeks, because I was putting it off and I'm not that into her.

Tonight I run into her again. She says Hi, and immediately starts molesting me physically. First she hugs me, then she starts touching my face and my hands "what is that on your face?"
"Ummmm, I dunno?"
"I dunno"
"Is it a pimple?"
"Well, I have a mole"
"Oh, you have a mole?"
"Yeah...."

So then I go inside to find my dvd, because videos are serious business. She follows me around, after she gets her DVD, and then she starts to detail her medical problems, and criminal history for me. I think about 60% of this is imaginary. Occasionally, she asks me a question like "Did you study computer programming?" "Uhhhhh, no"
Or "Do you go to the gym" and then she continues to tell me her life story with a memento-esque narrative that is impossible to understand.

Anyway, when I left the video store, she followed me out, and asked me for a ride to her car. So I say ok. When I drive her to her car, it becomes pretty clear that what I just did made no sense whatsoever, because it ended up being more walking for her.

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I pull up beside her car to drop her off, but she doesn't get out. Instead, she continues talking about stuff that makes no sense at all. And occasionally, she will ask me a question that makes even less sense and with absolutely no context "Do you think persian males have a reputation for hoeing their girlfriends out?"
"No?????"

Then she's about to leave my car, when instead she just starts CRYING. ????? I ask "why are you crying?"
She says "My ex boyfriend who is a doctor gave a massage to someone for 40 dollars and I saw him do it, and I'm a masage therapist. I just need people to treat money as favors. I have so many medical bills and I might have cancer (she doesn't have cancer). Tomorrow, I am going to give Richard Rodriguez a depp groin massage (??????) and I need to show him a video of me so I can get acting work...."
etc etc etc.

I think she spent like 45 minutes in my car with this spiel.

Brag: cute girl at video store was physically molesting me
Beat: She's a looney toon
Variance: I'm supposed to meet her for lunch tomorrow

cliffs notes:
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../CryingCar.jpg

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

Wow she is barking mad good luck. Pictures of this chick? I might know her.

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

Beat: I can't believe I read all this.

Why are you having lunch with her tomorrow, wtf?

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

I loled really hard at this. this chick is batsh** crazy and you're gonna get lunch with her? ridiculous. she needs to be at least an 11.5 for this to be worth the trouble haha.

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

I'm pretty sure she was on drugs tonight. like a lot of drugs. Maybe LSD or a [censored] of painpills or something. She told me last time I saw her she was high on weed.

Maybe she'll be on a different drug tomorrow?

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

Demand she buys, to further lower her self esteem.

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

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Wow she is barking mad good luck. Pictures of this chick? I might know her.


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I don't have any pics of her. I'll take some tomorrow though if she lets me. You think you know her? Where do you live? PM me her name if you think you know her. I don't wanna trainwreck this just yet

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

B
Amazing sex in the horizon

B
Spending all your money and then trying to stab you.

V
Endless made up fairy tale stories about inpending disasters

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

1 Cancel lunch
2 Go to a new video store (since you are on file she probably already knows where you live).

Re: Beat: cute girl at video store is totally barking mad + MSPAINT
 

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Beat: I can't believe I read all this.

Why are you having lunch with her tomorrow, wtf?


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I was thinking of putting my penis inside of her.