Whores that play innocent and hand washing
 

Just curious as I've been running across this a lot lately. I knew this one chick that pretended to be very innocent and a good girl. She carried a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer with her in her purse, coat pocket, etc. She would break it out every time we were about to eat at a restaurant. She acted shy and innocent and exercised strict hand hygiene. Despite this she was a mega-whore and slept with guys that I wouldn't shake hands with. It was almost like she was thinking "my snatch may be a petri dish but at least my hands are clean hahahahah"!

I've recently met another girl that would always joke around about handrails on escalators being dirtier than toilet seats and would yell at me not to touch them. Also a megawhore.

Then there was this one girl that would talk about using paper towels to open up bathroom doors. I do that too but I don't bring it up in conversation a lot. Instantly I had my suspicions. And low and behold she was a.... megawhore.

Girl I knew from highschool used to use aliases to protect her secret megawhore identity. Guess one night she forgot where she was and her boyfriend came home to the fraternity to see 15 of his frat brothers lined up behind her riding the train. She also carried bottles of Purell.

I could go on. Has anyone else noticed a similar trend?

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if i could change mod titles, wacki's would read, 'amateur anthropologist'

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Hmm.. wacki you may be onto something. This girl was into hand sanitizing, brushed teeth like crazy, but her poontang was always oozing and stank of rotten fish (obv mega whore ldo).

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if i could change mod titles, wacki's would read, 'amateur anthropologist'

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Heh, I guess I kinda do that. This is just one thing that has always puzzled me. I've met a bunch of these and it's almost like they are compensating for their nasty snatch with clean hands. Not every whore does this obviously. But in all honesty I don't think I've ever met a socially adept woman obsessed with hand cleanliness that practiced monogamy.

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Jackpot.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...179/purell.jpg

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lol, nh noah

I actually don't know many girls who use hand sanitizer. Looks like I'm missing out

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Wouldn't that be hard for 15 guys to be line up behind one girl riding the train?? If this was literally the case, you would have one happy guy and 13 others with sore rectums..

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Wouldn't that be hard for 15 guys to be line up behind one girl riding the train?? If this was literally the case, you would have one happy guy and 13 others with sore rectums..

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Rule #1 of gang bangs: You take turns (on the girl) You don't poke the first hole you find.

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The only things I like are weed, booze, sex,

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If you're not obtaining these with money, then I have to insist that you wash and sanitize your hands before shaking mine.

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I carry bottles and bottles of Purell. HOLLA

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/newrep...hreaded&q=1

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Wouldn't that be hard for 15 guys to be line up behind one girl riding the train?? If this was literally the case, you would have one happy guy and 13 others with sore rectums..

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So which one of the guys is the happy one? The one that's banging the girl while he's getting it in the poopchute or the last guy in the line that's banging the guy in front of him and NOT getting it in the poopchute? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

IMO, none of the guys should be happy, unless they're all gay and/or bi.

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IMO, none of the guys should be happy, unless they're all gay and/or bi.

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He did say it was a fraternity [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] ZING!!

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maybe they subconsciously need to (metaphorically) cleanse themselves of evil/sin/whatever ... like when an executioner washes his hands before doing the deed.

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Maybe they constantly imagine sex juice on their hands

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Then there was this one girl that would talk about using paper towels to open up bathroom doors. I do that too but I don't bring it up in conversation a lot.

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Sorry but I find this funny. Don't you explore caves and in doing so get pretty much covered in bat [censored] and the like? I feel if there is something powerful enough to hurt me on a door knob I am weak enough that I needed weeding out anyways. Plus money is much dirtier than a washroom door knob and no one worries about getting their hands on it.

Also how can we have lots of sex if at least some girls don't put out lots? Don't make em sound like bad people it just does not seem fair.

Btw genital herpes can be spread to your face and other parts of your body if your hands are not clean so...

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Hmm, I guess I should be happy my wife isn't exactly a clean freak.

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wacki,

More than anything, it seems that know a lot of whores! Do you have any evidence for the converse hypothesis? Like church girls that don't wipe their ass properly.

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Noah, awesome post.

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Noah, awesome post.

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Seriously. Remove at least one * plz.

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maybe they subconsciously need to (metaphorically) cleanse themselves of evil/sin/whatever ... like when an executioner washes his hands before doing the deed.

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The executioner's a whore, obviously.

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Lady Macbeth ftw? (maybe she's using Purell down there too and you just don't know it)

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stuey and noah deserve the shine in this thread

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wacki,

More than anything, it seems that know a lot of whores! Do you have any evidence for the converse hypothesis? Like church girls that don't wipe their ass properly.

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That's not what I'm talking about. These girls are in excess. Carrying bottles of Purell around isn't typical behavior. I knew this 90lb girl that would always have a tiny bottle of Purell with her. Especially if she isn't carrying a purse. One of these girls would bring up hand cleanliness jokes every time there was an escalator or she went into the bathroom. She even went as far to talk about how proud she was of other people that used their elbows to turn off the faucet.

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Then there was this one girl that would talk about using paper towels to open up bathroom doors. I do that too but I don't bring it up in conversation a lot.

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Sorry but I find this funny. Don't you explore caves and in doing so get pretty much covered in bat [censored] and the like? I feel if there is something powerful enough to hurt me on a door knob I am weak enough that I needed weeding out anyways. Plus money is much dirtier than a washroom door knob and no one worries about getting their hands on it.


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I'm not afraid of bacteria. Virus yes, bacteria no. Viruses have a short shelf life and bathroom doorknobs are one of the best places to find them. Caves are not.

Dunno what to say about the money.

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Also how can we have lots of sex if at least some girls don't put out lots? Don't make em sound like bad people it just does not seem fair.

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I actually respect honest mega0whores. I have no problem with them. It's the scandalous ones that I tend to make fun of.

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Btw genital herpes can be spread to your face and other parts of your body if your hands are not clean so...

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Maybe that is the missing link. If I had anything communicable growing down south that wasn't supposed to be there I'd be washing and sanitizing my hands after I used the restroom too.

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Btw genital herpes can be spread to your face and other parts of your body if your hands are not clean so...

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Maybe that is the missing link. If I had a scorching case of herpes I'd be washing and sanitizing my hands after I used the restroom too.

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That was the only part I made up. Could be true tho sure sounds good eh. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Or warts, warts gotta be spreadable.

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Intriguing, I'm going to keep my eyes open for this apparent trend and report back on any findings.

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My mom is a germ freak.

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One wonders if this type of girl would use the sanitizer on a newly discovered penis...

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My mom is a germ freak.

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Does she drink heavily, smoke weed or smoke tobacco? There are super clean or health nut women that don't fit in this category. The trademark of these women is that they can be very dirty or abusive toward their body when it's convenient/fun but they are very conscious about how dirty their hands are.

A woman that smokes a pack a day yet has to make sure her hands are always clean seems to be a pretty standard sign IMO.

Then again I'm just speculating as I have a small sample set. Stuey's theory seems to be a rock solid one though.

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No she doesn't drink, or smoke anything.

So you're saying she is just a germ freak and is allowed to be one 'just cause'?

I'm relieved my mother isn't a whore if that is what you are getting at.

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No she doesn't drink, or smoke anything.

So you're saying she is just a germ freak and is allowed to be one 'just cause'?

I'm relieved my mother isn't a whore if that is what you are getting at.

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Sure why not? I mean we all have are own little eccentricities. The behavior I'm pointing out is cleanliness that doesn't seem to fit with the rest of their personality. A behavior that is in stark contrast with everything else she does. Of course this is all speculative.

Ah.. just remembered another one:
A super hot girl from my highschool would always eat finger foods with forks. Go to mcdonalds and she'd break out the forks to eat her fries. And when she didn't she'd joke about how she was afraid to touch her food. She smoked insane amounts of weed and would frequently come to school drunk. Those two behaviors don't really go together. A real man-whore from another highschool once told me "uh you know that chick? omg she is such a skank".

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Noah, awesome post.

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Seriously. Remove at least one * plz.

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bust that man back down to a one star general

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giveth then taketh away.

fyc

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"The behavior I'm pointing out is cleanliness that doesn't seem to fit with the rest of their personality. A behavior that is in stark contrast with everything else she does. Of course this is all speculative."

I know what you're trying to say, but I don't think cleanliness is at all related to the 'innocent-ness'. I don't see it being a stark contrast to anything that you have mentioned.

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Let's get back to discussing the super-[censored].

Any pics?

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I could go on.

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Please do. I'm so close.

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Girl I knew from highschool used to use aliases to protect her secret megawhore identity. Guess one night she forgot where she was and her boyfriend came home to the fraternity to see 15 of his frat brothers lined up behind her riding the train. She also carried bottles of Purell.

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This story sounds considerably more likely to be [censored] than true, at least as written.

Aside from that, I guess I don't really see the incongruity between being overly conscious about hand cleanliness (which I think is probably less weird than you're thinking) and being promiscuous. The "dirty" of sex seems like it's largely a social kind of dirty, at least if she takes some precautions.

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i havent noticed any girl ive ever done carrying purell in their purse. the only one i would consider a "huge whore" just does lots of drugs....


another trend maybe?

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wacki,

If I ever get divorced I will need an affidavit from you to help support the allegation of my wife's infidelity.

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If you look at the approved indications for some of the major anti-depressants, they are used to treat OCD, anxiety and depression. OCD-type behavior often belies some deep-seated emotional problems. There's a girl here in the office that's a germophobe and she so clearly is anorexic that it isn't even funny. This all ties in to sexual behavior, because as we all know: the nuttier the slootier. Bi-polar and depressed chicks are some of the slootiest chicks I've ever met.

Oh, and I use Purell too. But that's just because I play at the Taj.

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It's like my grandpappy always said, "Clean hands, dirty [censored]."