this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smashed.
 

life tilt begins now...



Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $3/$6
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $1279.07
CO: $527.08
Button: $849.91
SB: $788.60
BB: $542.57

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $24</font>, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($57, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $45</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $115</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($287, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $160</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $400</font>, Button calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1087, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $310</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1707

Results in white below:

<font color="white"> expert has 63 of spades for the runner runner flush. </font>

should i clean the vommit off my keyboard before or after slitting my wrists?

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

push turn if you are gonna craise

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

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play it exactly how you did as it was perfect

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FYP.

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

maybe:

a) you sholdn't be playing at this limit, because this upsets you this much (underrolled)

b) you shouldn't be playing poker at all, it's not for the easily irritable. You WANT HIM TO MAKE THESE CALLS.

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

you are funny.

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

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maybe:

a) you sholdn't be playing at this limit, because this upsets you this much (underrolled)

b) you shouldn't be playing poker at all, it's not for the easily irritable. You WANT HIM TO MAKE THESE CALLS.

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This type of post does not belong in BBV.

to the OP: OMFG!!! WHAT A F*CKING DONKEY!!! I HOPE YOU BUDDYLISTED HIS ASS!!!#!#!##3!!!

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

Lets see...

Expert flop semi bluff by villian.
Turn donkish hero leaves him huge odds for his combo draw.
River : paid off like a champ.

Seems pretty good by villian actually.

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

Work on your hole card selection

JJ would work better here than QQ

Re: this just made me throw a $50 chip against my wall so hard it smas
 

POKER FOX- BEST AVATAR ON 2P2, NICE WORK

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POKER FOX- BEST AVATAR ON 2P2, NICE WORK

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Yeah, where did that come from? It's hoooottt.