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bnrocks 12-02-2007 12:12 AM

beat: stuck at crappy party
 
included at crap party:

-girls that are at most 4s, and those are taken, leaving the 2s. I kind of wish the girls from that ugliest college ever thread were here.
-so basically a sausage fest seeing as I would rather stick my penis in a duck
-bud light, that's it
-terrible music (doo has or whatever is playing right now. that should give you an idea)
-made the mistake of playing too much beirut (went 4-0 and retired) and now have to wait to drive home

at least I found a laptop to go on and browse BBV4L for my soberupaments time.

React1oN 12-02-2007 12:13 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
just jerk off to porn.

colonel81 12-02-2007 12:15 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
if this is true its time to risk a dui. get a two to come home with you so if u get pulled over the cop will feel so bad for u and let u go. then leave her to fend for herself once u get back

Styhn 12-02-2007 12:16 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
What the fak are you doing in a 4s-max-party? Seriously.

soko 12-02-2007 12:17 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
http://www.pacersdigest.com/apache2-...ies/picard.jpg

Styhn 12-02-2007 12:18 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
haha I love my avatar

Styhn 12-02-2007 12:18 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
and the fact that people use it to reply to my posts

disasterflop 12-02-2007 12:18 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
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What the fak are you doing in a 4s-max-party? Seriously.

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lol

bnrocks 12-02-2007 12:26 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
[ QUOTE ]
What the fak are you doing in a 4s-max-party? Seriously.

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hero- "who's going tonight?"
villain- "usual plus (his gf) is bringing friends"

hero arrives at villain's party... hero stabs villain with icepick

The B 12-02-2007 12:27 AM

Re: beat: stuck at crappy party
 
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What the fak are you doing on 2p2 while at a party...no matter how crappy the party there are girls w/ holes between their legs and Bud Light

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