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PartyPoker $22 Regular Tournament, Big Blind is t40 (10 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

UTG (t2245)
UTG+1 (t1960)
MP1 (t1875)
MP2 (t1940)
MP3 (t1920)
CO+1 (t1800)
CO (t1660)
Button (t1940)
SB (t1840)
Hero (t2820)

Preflop: Hero is in BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG calls t40, <font color="gray">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="gray">MP1 folds</font>, MP2 calls t40, <font color="gray">MP3 folds</font>, <font color="gray">CO+1 folds</font>, CO calls t40, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, SB calls t20, Hero checks

Flop: (t200) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Turn: (t200) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

River: (t200) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks, CO checks

Results in gray below:
<font color="#f7f7f7">SB has 2d, 3d (high card queen)</font>
<font color="#f7f7f7">Hero has Th, Jc (high card queen)</font>
<font color="#f7f7f7">UTG has Ah, As (a pair of aces)</font>
<font color="#f7f7f7">MP2 has Ts, Jh (high card queen)</font>
<font color="#f7f7f7">CO has Jd, Ks (high card king)</font>

I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand, he said - 'I thought you'd all do the betting for me.'

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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don't tap the glass.

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at least he was consistent

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better &amp; I feel sick about it.

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better &amp; I feel sick about it.

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Can't you just be happy about my success?!?!

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better &amp; I feel sick about it.

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Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better &amp; I feel sick about it.

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Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

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Fair enough.

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I obviously berated the Aces guy to hell after this hand

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why?

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I just can't help myself. I love berating fish. Passes the time.

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Please don't teach them. One player I used to love to berate is now quite a bit better &amp; I feel sick about it.

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Ok fair enough. I'll just talk about their mamas and ask how many men they've blown tonight etc etc.

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yeah, give them tips on how to give good head and shtuff