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I happen to be up after midnight. Friday night/sat morning here. woo woo.

A few guidelines this time, since this is supposed to be an OT thread, not a BBV thread. There's a whole forum for BBV. Expect hilarious bannings if you suck too much to understand this concept.

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1. convert your [censored] hands it takes like two seconds and makes it much easier for everyone.

2. Post interesting hands i.e. Playing HU floating the turn with 9 high no draw to set up a river bluff= sexy. Losing a 60/40= who [censored] cares.

3. Posting about variance is fine on a few conditions
1. It includes stats/graphs over a meaningful sample not ZOMG I run bad.
2. If it's a small sample but it's ridiculous run it's acceptable
3. If your name is Indiana you may not post about variance, bad beats or being fabulously wealthy

But can we please get all the mundane beats that all of has have had hundreds of times out of the thread nobody [censored] cares. To paraphrase, stop being whiney little biatches.


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or better yet, someone start a Sept [censored] thread before Josem wakes up.


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no one beats me to it.

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shamelessly stolen from the september thread

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First.


Ironic, really.

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Poker Stars, $2,500 + $100 NL Hold'em Tournament, 750/1,500 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: 162,677
UTG+1: 52,876
UTG+2: 25,872
MP1: 56,987
MP2: 56,367
CO: 122,127
Hero (BTN): 40,050
SB: 99,670
BB: 63,021

Pre-Flop: (3,600) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to 4,500</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 39,900 and is All-In</font>, SB calls 39,150, <font color="red">BB raises to 62,871 and is All-In</font>, UTG+2 folds, SB calls 22,971

Flop: (171,492) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (171,492) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (171,492) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 171,492 Pot
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) and WON 125,550 (+85,500 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON 22,971 (-40,050 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON 22,971 (-40,050 NET)

from the wcoop me..jesus h christ

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holy [censored]! GL Bengie

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Go Bengiec Go, I'm railing you for the next hr .... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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That last blatant theft shove put you above Raymer!

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October goals:

Play 2k+ sngs
Get roll back to where I can remain at the 16s after cashing out rent
Stop breaking effing even at the 6.50s
Continue to lose weight at the Winehouse pace I'm on

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Poker Stars, $2,500 + $100 NL Hold'em Tournament, 750/1,500 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: 162,677
UTG+1: 52,876
UTG+2: 25,872
MP1: 56,987
MP2: 56,367
CO: 122,127
Hero (BTN): 40,050
SB: 99,670
BB: 63,021

Pre-Flop: (3,600) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to 4,500</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 39,900 and is All-In</font>, SB calls 39,150, <font color="red">BB raises to 62,871 and is All-In</font>, UTG+2 folds, SB calls 22,971

Flop: (171,492) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (171,492) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (171,492) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 171,492 Pot
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) and WON 125,550 (+85,500 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON 22,971 (-40,050 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON 22,971 (-40,050 NET)

from the wcoop me..jesus h christ

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Are you suggesting you weren't expecting to be a 2:1 favorite with JJ to win a 3-way pot after that overshove/coldcall of overshove/shove-over-overshove+coldcall?

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Poker Stars, $2,500 + $100 NL Hold'em Tournament, 750/1,500 Blinds, 9 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: 162,677
UTG+1: 52,876
UTG+2: 25,872
MP1: 56,987
MP2: 56,367
CO: 122,127
Hero (BTN): 40,050
SB: 99,670
BB: 63,021

Pre-Flop: (3,600) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">UTG+2 raises to 4,500</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to 39,900 and is All-In</font>, SB calls 39,150, <font color="red">BB raises to 62,871 and is All-In</font>, UTG+2 folds, SB calls 22,971

Flop: (171,492) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (171,492) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (171,492) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 171,492 Pot
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Tens) and WON 125,550 (+85,500 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON 22,971 (-40,050 NET)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON 22,971 (-40,050 NET)

from the wcoop me..jesus h christ

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holy [censored]!!!!! is that you? gogogogogogogogogogogo

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gl bengiec, get on aim