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Sitting having my lunch in a park, I hear a rustle in the trees above and suddenly there's pigeon crap all over my suit jacket.

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tldr

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Why are you wearing a suit? Weren't you fired?

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it's lucky to get crapped on by a bird

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How does that make you feel?

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Pigeon must be a 2p2'er.

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YES

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Eh no, never. You must be thinking of someone else. Am temping.

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thats just another way to say "well, it can only go up from here"

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We all owe that pigeon a debt of gratitude!

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OMG THE VODOODOLLS WORRKKKK

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tldr

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HAHAHAHA

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This thread is worthless without pictures....

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He didn't say suit, he said suit jacket

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/hobo.jpg

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There it is :

Drunk Pigeon

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luckyjimm, I hope you have more luck then me. The last time a pigeon [censored] on me end of July I thought it would bring me luck and I got on the worst downswing, monkeytilt of my poker playing career, losing 2/3 of my bankroll in the process. Then it was followed by 2 month breakeven stretch.

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luckyjimm, I hope you have more luck then me. The last time a pigeon [censored] on me end of July I thought it would bring me luck and I got on the worst downswing, monkeytilt of my poker playing career, losing 2/3 of my bankroll in the process. Then it was followed by 2 month breakeven stretch.

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good thing jimm doesn't play poker

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Somedays you're the statue and somedays you're the bird

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luckyjimm, I hope you have more luck then me. The last time a pigeon [censored] on me end of July I thought it would bring me luck and I got on the worst downswing, monkeytilt of my poker playing career, losing 2/3 of my bankroll in the process. Then it was followed by 2 month breakeven stretch.

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good thing jimm doesn't play poker

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unfortunately for jim, he does play poker.

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my bad day jus got a lil better

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HAHAHAHA

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I loled hard