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bozlax 12-01-2007 02:51 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Hmmm, guess I didn't escape the CUstom Title Putsch.

Funny story, given the season: in college, everybody in my club called me Grinch around Xmas time until one night in my senior year I got shitfaced and recited "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" from memory. Got laid a lot off that little piece of poetry.

Landonfan 12-01-2007 03:38 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Wookie,

Can your old buddy Landonfan get a custom title? Remember when you banned me like three times in one day? We sure had some good times together. Now how about that title? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

MrWookie 12-01-2007 04:00 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Ban.

tyler_cracker 12-01-2007 04:45 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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also pls to be banning all snide homoerotic remarks associated with this request [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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i think i found a hole in the internet. i tried several variations on "baloo kit slash" and couldn't find anything! i did find this page:

http://members.[censored]/~thericia/couples.html

(edit: lol tripod dot com is censored.)

but nothing actually salacious [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

i even found the promisingly-titled "Kit Has a Girlfriend". btw, do not read "Kit Has a Girlfriend" unless your eyes are already bleeding and/or you find it charming when 14 year-old girls write stories and post them on the internet. a (very, very short) excerpt to show what i'm talking about:

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After those games, they are going to the rides. First they go to the Whip. They get on line to that ride. The both go to the red one. Then the ride goes on. All it does is go around in a circle. When they go straight, it slows down until they go around halfway, it goes fast. Then are having fun on that ride. They love it. When the ride ends, Tammy and Kit jumps out of the ride and goes through the exit.

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anyway, now i have a project for today.

tyler_cracker 12-01-2007 05:11 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
update:

this site is 100% NSFW and at least 95% offensive. but, if you wonder what Alf's [censored] might look like, or want to see Rocky buggering Bullwinkle (and vice versa!!):

Mod edit: Yeah, that site falls under the "no hardcore porn" clause.

Vex 12-01-2007 05:12 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
Hey, I just noticed my own new title. I like it! Thanks!

tyler_cracker 12-01-2007 05:52 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
ok, sure.

perverts: PM me for link [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Bona 12-01-2007 07:19 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
I didn't really need a new monitor but they finally tempted me with price and I really like it for a lot of things (even though I don't really multitable at poker). Those of you who actually multitable and don't have one. Get one if you can it would be much easier for you.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6232/monitorzg5.jpg

BadBigBabar 12-01-2007 08:00 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
i always wondered, if i didn't just have all my tables overlap on my one screen, if my winrate would have been any bigger over the years [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i suppose i could've done more tables at least.

ckj 12-01-2007 08:06 PM

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 
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(anyone know a working HU-converter for Absolute?)

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http://www.deucescracked.com/Hand-Converter

Maybe try this one?


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