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I'm one of the best cell phone sales people you will ever meet. It's really kind of sick. People call me from all over the nation looking for this answer, or that solution, blah, blah, blah.

You know what? That means dick. I still work with people who peaked at high school graduation. I make enough money to pay my bills and split the rent with my wife. This, to me, is a total beat. It's my resume that's bad, and I know it. You can't get the interview without a resume that works for you, right? Anyone here generous enough to help a guy out? I'm [censored] sick of putting in days like this where I work my ass off just to get ready to do it again.

/sob story

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are you persian

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no, are you?

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I'm not convinced. Try to sell me a cell phone.

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Re: Help me with this beat
 

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I'm one of the best cell phone sales people you will ever meet.

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are you persian

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no, are you?

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You sure you're qualified to use one? Aggies have trouble building fires(only kidding).

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Why would I want to burn my cell phone?!?!?!

Thats the worst sales pitch ever!

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Pretend you are a cell phone.

<font color="white">Lori </font>

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I don't think poor people should be allowed to get married or have kids. <font color="white">or vote or drive obv </font>

Hope that helps.