Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart
 

Thanks to Wetdog and ckmo for this title, although I did have to take some liberties and omit the usual NC designation to make it fit.

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart
 

I can't begin to figure this one out.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">7 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

Turn: (3 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (5 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds.

Final Pot: 6 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5h 4h (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 6 BB. </font>

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart
 

big diamonds?

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart
 

98s? K7?

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her hom
 

could even be KQ/KJ..since you bet the flop, he assumes you didn;t hit the turn ace and still has 6 outs?

Who knows... why even try?

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her hom
 

first page. content. see what happens when you don't post the warning?

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her hom
 

In before lock

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her hom
 

Sweet. iTunes is finally selling DRM free music starting today. Unfortunately, the store seems to be overwhelmed at the moment.

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her hom
 

I was kicking myself every street for playing badly and in the end I was left speechless ... wow ???

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP calls, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, Hero calls, MP calls, Button calls.

Flop: (16 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, MP calls, Button calls.

Turn: (10 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, MP calls, Button calls.

River: (14 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Button folds, SB calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results in white below:
SB has 7s Ks (one pair, sevens).
Hero has Ts As (one pair, tens).
MP has Ac 5h (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 17 BB. </font>

Re: Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her hom
 

Yeah, this is the rare hand we see here that's misplayed on every street. 2+2ers get lucky, too, though