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poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread for

friday november 30th 2007

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

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[x] thread one day too late for me

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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edd you never should've moved to fulltilt.

I'll welcome you back to stars with open arms, buddy

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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

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too soon imo

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Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $192.20
SB: $26.30

Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $10, Hero raises to $20, SB raises to $21.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $1.30

River: ($52.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $52.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Twos) and LOST (-$26.30 NET)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Twos) and WON $52.10 (+$25.80 NET)

OH YEAH WHEN I GET AA CAN I LIKE NOT FLOP TOP SET LIKE THIS BECAUSE HONESTLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAID

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $155.20
SB: $127.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3, SB raises to $5, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB bets $1, Hero raises to $6, SB folds

Results: $12 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and WON $11.50 (+$5.50 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $82.60
SB: $56.40

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $2, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $6, SB calls $6

River: ($18) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $13, SB raises to $47.40 and is All-In, Hero calls $34.40

Results: $112.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$56.40 NET)
SB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $112.30 (+$55.90 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $152.30
SB: $75.90

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $2, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $6, SB calls $6

River: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $13, SB raises to $26, Hero calls $13

Results: $70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$35 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $69.50 (+$34.50 NET)

SAME [censored] DOWNIE IN EACH ONE

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

edd why u playing omaha

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You probably lost in those last two because you were cheating. Two Kings of Clubs? You gotta make the scame less obvious.

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what is normal variance in hu? i played 1429 hands, 3.85 hours today.

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Edd, not to put strat in BBV, but you should just shove the aces pre imo.

Tough luck, you should just ask him to move to higher stakes, there's like a 50/50 chance he's only in godmode at nl100, so if you move up to 3/6 he probably isn't in godmode anymore.

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You gotta fold the river in hand 3 you beat nothing reasonable. Get a deck change after hand 4.

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what is normal variance in hu? i played 1429 hands, 3.85 hours today.

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i didnt know u played poker lol

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You gotta fold the river in hand 3 you beat nothing reasonable. Get a deck change after hand 4.

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I dunno I think a deck change after hand 3 would be good too

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Oh I see both hands are screwy... nm

lole?

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Edd, not to put strat in BBV, but you should just shove the aces pre imo.

Tough luck, you should just ask him to move to higher stakes, there's like a 50/50 chance he's only in godmode at nl100, so if you move up to 3/6 he probably isn't in godmode anymore.

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yeah i was thinking of doing that but i guess i got stupid and wanted to trap him and let him hang himself. i wouldve liked to get him to play higher but im on a stake so i dont plan on doing anything to violate the terms of my agreement. i wish i could run better on this though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You gotta fold the river in hand 3 you beat nothing reasonable. Get a deck change after hand 4.

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yeah i honestly was considering it and thought the same thing. on the other hand this guy was completely comatose braindead that i thought i may have been good enough. history played a major part in the call.

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Nono disregard my advice I really didn't notice the header or suits on first glance and thought it was Omaha.

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i went out and lost 3.5k in flips, so i should have stayed in and played poker

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who actually plays poker on friday nights?

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My night:

Read most of the new TPFAP, ate nachos for dinner, dozed off several times playing Stud hi as if the whole world isn't playing hold'em or PLO.

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IM NEVER PLAYING AAGAIN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT GOD CHRIST FCUXKZX [censored] [censored] [censored] MASTERS HOW ABOTU ALL THE HORRIBLE FTP 200NL PLAYERS FLOP SETS IN ALL 3BET POTS , BUT ONLY WHEN I HAVE TPTK OR AN OVEREPAIR-- OH YEAH FLOPPING QUADS IS FINE TOO, JUST PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU CALL MY 3BET WITH 22 PREFLOP ASFDASOKDFJALDKFJASFAF

EDIT: DIE

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ALSO SPECHEL EDD, YOUR THREAD IDEA/ TITLEE IS PURE GOSPEL AND I LOVE YOU GOOD NIGHT

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I went out and wish I had stayed in.

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[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
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friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

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hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

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too soon imo

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these two need more love

Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

How did you lose the last 2? You had a full house in the first, and then quads...