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Lillarina 07-02-2007 06:40 PM

I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
So this has happened like 3 times now and it's kinda annoying. Anyone else experienced it:

Generally after sex or a good jerking session I'm really tired so just roll over and go to sleep. During that time, the semen kinda creates a crust or bridge over my pee-hole. When I wake up and go to the bathroom, the initial burst can't break through the dried up cum and it finds the path of least resistance - that is, 2 jets of urine spray out to the sides, hitting the wall on one side and the sink on the other. Or if I'm really unlucky, it kinda sprays backwards and I get a stream of urine all over my feet.

Any suggestions what I should do? Just give my head a really good rub down on the sheets before I go to sleep? Get my gf to suck it clear? I'm staying at my gf's mom's house right now, and the bathroom's beginning to smell pretty bad. The stains on the wall/base of the sink are really building up and going a brown/yellow color and totally grossing me out every time I go in there.

No Fizzle 07-02-2007 06:41 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
Try again, again.

holdme 07-02-2007 06:41 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
i know you're a gimmick, but you're supposed to piss immediately after ejaculation to clean out your system

RunyonAve 07-02-2007 06:42 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
[ QUOTE ]
i know you're a gimmick, but you're supposed to piss immediately after ejaculation to clean out your system

[/ QUOTE ]

QFT! do it or else.....

Conte Rules 07-02-2007 06:44 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
standard.

kolotoure 07-02-2007 06:44 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
I'll tell you after the next time i have sex

prodonkey 07-02-2007 06:45 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
It forms a crust LOL

time4adrank 07-02-2007 06:46 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
[ QUOTE ]
i know you're a gimmick,

[/ QUOTE ]


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a...drank/orly.jpg

zombie ballbag 07-02-2007 06:48 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures...al-kit-1cs.jpg

billygrippo 07-02-2007 06:48 PM

Re: I can\'t piss straight after sex/jerking off
 
if you hook up w/ a gusher, that [censored] will flush out your junk


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