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Hercules 08-18-2007 10:02 PM

Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Ok, bbv4l i am frustrated.
So here's the stroy. Friend and myself went out the other evening and on our way we stopped over at the familiy where he dates a girl for over 1 year. Anyway, we get into the house and there is this really cute girl.
They are El Salvadorian fwiw, and from what i hear, i look like a tall euro/scandinavian. So obv a big cultural shock. lol.

So anyway, they seemed to be a very very strict and old school family. My friend talked to her on the phone and she couldnt stop talking how cute this euro guy was (obv huge brag, cuz he had her on speaker). But my friend told me that this family is very complicated. He is Columbian, but the El Salvadorian seemed to be crazier...

So the next day my friend and i met her with some other people at their church (no flames pls that is the fking only way to see her, sicko, i know;). We came late, but i could talk to her a few sentences and she's so unbelievable sweet and smart and not like u think a typical church girl in usa would be. So she invited us over to her house (next brag), but then all of the sudden she was like away in some room and her parents just talked to my friend and me. After that evening i was like WTF to him, but he said their parents were checking me out (OMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGM!!!!), but they approved me (next brag).

Unfortunately a 24 year old with a kid (i am 20 fwiw) liked me pretty much, and she made it pretty obv. I didnt like her at all, she had a kid and she wasnt my type anyway.
Now the big beat: I wanted to give her (the 16year old cutie) a call... but my friend called her (these el sal. are...u know,,,,nutty!!!) and she tells him like all of the sudden that Rebecca (the 24 with kid grrr) had a crush, which means (she didnt say that, but its in their culture that way) that she wont mess with me, cuz she dont wants to mess with her Aunt (=Rebecca). I called her afterwards and all of the sudden she can't meet cuz she has this guy next to her (OOOOOOBVIOUS LIE...like soooo obv...).
Ok, anyway, what should i do?

1) easiest way is to tell i dont like rebecca at all. But that would be fking offending and i dunno how to do that.

2) She is 16, just move on

3) Gimme your solution...

To be honest, i didnt know what was happening cuz its not like I feel like an Alpha male or anything. So dont take that thread as a brag.
I feel terrible cuz i dont know whats going on in this crazy culture. Like if she said, she didnt like me or anything, it would be totally fine. Its not like much happened or anything....

ok,...flame away...

Oh, i hate "thread worthless witout pics",...so here u go. On her left is her cousin. Dont have better pics..sry...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...g/DSC01020.jpg

Bulletproof Monk 08-18-2007 10:13 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
ok so how the [censored] are you green lol

Bulletproof Monk 08-18-2007 10:13 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
wrong forum btw

nuclear500 08-18-2007 10:13 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
like, omg

Suwalski 08-18-2007 10:16 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Let me get this right. You're 20years old and you fall for a 16 year old, not because of looks, but because of her intelligence and good personality?

WWKMS 08-18-2007 10:17 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
this is a joke right?

right!? [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

uminchu 08-18-2007 10:17 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
16 move on

4drugmoney 08-18-2007 10:18 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
didnt read but i would siihp

Double Ice 08-18-2007 10:21 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
OMG THIS IS SO [censored] EZ, BANG THE 24 YO AUNT WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU, THEN WHEN YOU GET BORED, DUMP HER AND BANG THE 16 YO

/endrage

ifoughtpiranhas 08-18-2007 10:22 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
[ QUOTE ]
So she invited us over to her house (next brag), but then all of the sudden she was like away in some room and her parents just talked to my friend and me. After that evening i was like WTF to him, but he said their parents were checking me out (OMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGM!!!!), but they approved me (next brag).

[/ QUOTE ]

sounds like something out of the mob.

ifoughtpiranhas 08-18-2007 10:23 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
OMG THIS IS SO [censored] EZ, BANG THE 24 YO AUNT WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR YOU, THEN WHEN YOU GET BORED, DUMP HER AND BANG THE 16 YO

/endrage

[/ QUOTE ]

so wrong. bang the the 16 year old then the 24 year old and run before the carnage ensues

btmagnetw 08-18-2007 10:24 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
greatest mod ever.

Jever 08-18-2007 10:28 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
siihp!!!

SharkTank43 08-18-2007 10:38 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
[X]Unentertaining story.
[X]Pic of mildly attractive underage girl.
[X] OP is hot garbage.

kemystery 08-18-2007 10:51 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
I was gonna post a picture of Chris Hansen or the Jailbait girl but this thread ain't worth

Beat: took me longer to type response than hosting said pics

so sick bro 08-18-2007 11:00 PM

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[ QUOTE ]


/underage

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rothko 08-18-2007 11:13 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
she's too old, obv move on

Scary_Tiger 08-18-2007 11:18 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
she's too old, obv move on

[/ QUOTE ]

/sklansky

amirite 08-18-2007 11:25 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
As long as you're a successful poker theorist you can bang all the 16 year olds you want and no one cares, so just get cracking on that.

Grey 08-18-2007 11:26 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
I would also like to express my annoyance at being tricked into reading such a crappy thread.

In 3 or so years that girl won't even be hittable any more.

creamfillin 08-18-2007 11:53 PM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
[ ] reading comprehension

Ephialtes 08-19-2007 12:27 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
lol pls ask her if she like buthsekks

adanthar 08-19-2007 01:47 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
this thread couldn't suck more even without pics

cmoke 08-19-2007 01:58 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Ask her to cut you in on the family business. But be careful, cuz if one of those balloons pop once inside you. It is tough to get out.

Jever 08-19-2007 02:04 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
how retarded can one be to be mod of BBVforLive?

ghostface 08-19-2007 02:06 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
hyachahahchahayhayahcyahcaychaycahcyahcaychahcaych a

is this serious

ebepse 08-19-2007 02:07 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
how retarded can one be to be mod of BBVforLive?

[/ QUOTE ]

you are retarded ducy?

edfurlong 08-19-2007 02:07 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
because paint chips are tasty?

Jever 08-19-2007 02:08 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
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how retarded can one be to be mod of BBVforLive?

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you are retarded ducy?

[/ QUOTE ]

No.
Teach me?

Ephialtes 08-19-2007 02:14 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Underage-Retarted-Buthsekks ftw!!!!!!!!

99killed 08-19-2007 02:24 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
check/fold yer life

Jever 08-19-2007 02:24 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Quote:

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how retarded can one be to be mod or even READER of BBVforLive?



you are retarded ducy?



No.
Teach me?

edfurlong 08-19-2007 02:27 AM

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RickAstleyFan 08-19-2007 02:37 AM

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I thought it said, "16 y/o girl has nuts" at first.

I was disappointed to see that wasn't the case.

mrjetguy 08-19-2007 02:51 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
she's [censored] 16

cheer 08-19-2007 02:57 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Solution: 16 yr old girl is wearing a retainer and has not yet gone through puberty...you sick [censored]

brandon 08-19-2007 04:18 AM

Re: Beat/Brag: 16y old girl goes nuts...wtf...
 
Come on man. This chick isn't jailbait worthy and Im drunk.

edfurlong 08-19-2007 04:20 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Solution: 16 yr old girl is wearing a retainer and has not yet gone through puberty...you sick [censored]

[/ QUOTE ]

Que?

Zagga 08-19-2007 04:24 AM

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[ QUOTE ]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...g/DSC01020.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

This guy will obviously kill you if you try anything.

I PITY THE FOOL

Hume 08-19-2007 10:14 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
1) easiest way is to tell i dont like rebecca at all. But that would be fking offending and i dunno how to do that.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why?


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