Brag - Owning 5/10nl and a Pigeowning
 

Just got back from the Borgata where I cashed out 5k from the 5/10nl game.

Then, when I stopped to get a grilled stuft chicken burrito at taco bell, I saw a disabled pigeon about 10-15 feet away (dirty [censored] jersey). I had a large Pepsi in my hand and 5g's in my back pocket. I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi. The pepsi splashed up all over my new A4 that I washed not 2 hours before. Thats right....


PIGEOWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://darwin.biology.utah.edu/Image...ers/Pigeon.jpg

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bastard

P.S. Pigeon getting hit by bus > hit by Pepsi,
let it die quickly.

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So...you're a dirtbag?

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Don't hate me because my aim is so good.

http://www.abc.net.au/science/featur...img/pigeon.jpg

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animal abuse.. nice nice

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yeah seriously, nice one Randy Johnson.

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Tell me if you saw this happen in real life you wouldn't laugh. I doubt it.

http://www.bestiaire.fr/oiseaux/pigeon-ville-3.jpg

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Fking hilarious story

"I then did the only logical thing in this situation and scored a direct hit on the pigeon with the pepsi."

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yeah seriously, nice one Randy Johnson.

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Difference is, Randy Johnson has had years practice throwing the baseball, so it is only natural that he hit the pigeon. I on the other hand have only thrown a full large cup of pepsi once and I scored my direct hit...

http://www.crownedfox.com/video/stil...sons_pitch.jpg

p.s. whats with BBV being pc when it comes to animal abuse??? it wasn't a cat or dog, it was a disabled [censored] pigeon.

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the 2+2 community seems to have a relative soft spot for animals i think, or at least from what i've gathered from a few recent animal/pet posts. anyway-
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hysterical story, the best is when you "pidgeowned" the pigeon. I was like, there's no way he would do it. But you're like im gonna do it and then you did it and I was like this guys crazy cool, holy [censored]. Can i have some moneysz? You R0xerz!!!1111

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Can i have some moneysz?

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No.

http://faculty.jsd.claremont.edu/dgu...k%20Pigeon.jpg

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The funniest thing is that after the fact, you went online to find a bunch of pigeon pictures.

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what, is he supposed to toss his roll at it?

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what, is he supposed to toss his roll at it?

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Excellent Point.

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I lol'd, but my friend didn't find it funny. I hate birds with a feverish passion unlike anything you've ever seen, so therefore its [censored] hilarious to me.

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i enjoyed this very much. that and ur endless ammount of Pigeon photos. but i wud have given you about +94,034 Sklansky dollars if u had taken a dump on the pigeon, just for payback purposes

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No.

http://faculty.jsd.claremont.edu/dgu...k%20Pigeon.jpg

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I bet you really want someone to put something about pigeons in your title. Unfortunately, that would only enable you to make more dumb posts. die?

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Please respond to this following question in the apporpriate box:

Which animal is the most socially acceptable to throw a full large pepsi from taco bell at?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ailCropped.jpg

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Why the [censored] would you need to throw something at any animal? Being a dick just to be a dick is pathetic.

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I don't think it was very nice to pick a disabled pigeon. Maybe if you had tossed it at a healthy one, it would have been (a little more) ok. That's like walking out of the bar drunk and looking for a fight and zeroing in on a retarded person walking down the street minding their own business.

Next time, throw it at the snake.

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Definately a horse. [censored] horses.

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die?

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No.

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hysterical story, the best is when you "pidgeowned" the pigeon. I was like, there's no way he would do it. But you're like im gonna do it and then you did it and I was like this guys crazy cool, holy [censored]. Can i have some moneysz? You R0xerz!!!1111

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Bandcamp much? [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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The OP was really dick. But the ensuing posts were/are hilarious. Especially the poll. Goldfish FTW!!!!

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I hate pigeons but the OP is a low class prick. What kind of delight could you possibly get from this? I hope karma comes around and pisses on you when your down too.

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i voted goldfish http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2381/gfcf5.png

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didn't you notice from his OP that
he got INSTA-Karma!

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i like birds a lot, that's pretty messed up

soooo if i happen to see you at the borgata, i'll make sure to throw a soda cup at you

filled with piss

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I don't think it was very nice to pick a disabled pigeon. Maybe if you had tossed it at a healthy one, it would have been (a little more) ok. That's like walking out of the bar drunk and looking for a fight and zeroing in on a retarded person walking down the street minding their own business.

Next time, throw it at the snake.

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Interesting analogy. However, even though I described the pigeon in question as retarded, I think in hind-sight it is best to refer to him as a very ugly pigeon. He was not very well groomed and several of his feathers were quite ruffled.

Your analogy is further flawed because the pigeon in question was not simply minding his own business and being an innocent pigeon. He was glaring at me and standing in my way to get into the car. Pigeons fly away when you approach - everyone knows that from their childhood. This pigeon was different. He was pissed off and he was looking for a fight. I don't play around - I acted swiftly and definitively.

PIGEOWNED!


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This is the second time in 5 minutes that I've wished i was a mod or friends with a mod. Can someone ban this [censored]?

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Jesus - you guys are taking this [censored] too serious. Some of you are so emotionally attached to the pigeon in question that I wish I had swan-dove onto him, grabbed him by the beak and legs, twirled him around like a laso, did a spin-move fake out to the left side with him before crossing the edge of the parking lot where I would have spiked him like a football and done the Icky Shuffle from 1989 and taunted him while he layed on the ground.

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PIGEOWNED

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BY FAR THE BEST THREAD IN THE LAST WEEK!!!

this reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld. the episode where the pigeon would not move out of George's way, because the pigeons had stopped respecting him. I believe that this pigeon did in fact deserve what he got, because he should have moved. he was being disrespectful, and disrespectful things deserve violence.

(tho OP, u prob have a huge downswing coming in the near future...i suggest unplugging ur computer until a time when God will hopefully forget ur horrible act on a bird)

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T-God - at least I haven't made both racist AND homophobic comments in the past 5 minutes... Certainly making fun of a pigeon is much more serious than being a blatent bigot. Does this ring a bell?

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You just got ANTI-SEMETICOWNED!

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/picture...igeon-0020.jpg

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(tho OP, u prob have a huge downswing coming in the near future...i suggest unplugging ur computer until a time when God will hopefully forget ur horrible act on a bird)

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I disagree because I think that God understands the pigeon-man contract and all of the unwritten laws it implies. Another thing to think about is that this was probably not the first time this pigeon showed a clear lack of respect for the pigeon-man contract. In conclusion, I feel that Karma was on my side and, in fact, led me to act in this way.

http://www.neuroscience.unizh.ch/e/i...geon_small.jpg
Perhaps this pigeon was a pigeon reject from the Pigeon GPS Tracking Program (PGPSTP).

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This is the second time in 5 minutes that I've wished i was a mod or friends with a mod. Can someone ban this [censored]?

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T-God - at least I haven't made both racist AND homophobic comments in the past 5 minutes... Certainly making fun of a pigeon is much more serious than being a blatent bigot. Does this ring a bell?

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Try imagining all your opponnents are gay jews if you start to lose your focus at some point.

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You just got ANTI-SEMETICOWNED!

http://www.gotpetsonline.com/picture...igeon-0020.jpg

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Congrats on getting the joke homie. You are either a terrible person for doing what you did in the OP, or you made it up and are a troll. An unfunny troll. I win at life, bitch.

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I win at life, bitch.

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http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b4.../pigeowned.jpg

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hahah i love this thread. but i was hoping you at least put the pigeon out of his misery after the dousing.

consider this, haters: there's a very good chance the pigeon was very thirsty. think about it.

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funny