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I just woke up in bed with all of my clothes on. I have no recollection of how I got there. My arm has a gigantic bruise about 6 inches in diameter. My sink is filled with puke, and some dude is sleeping on my couch.

Wtf happened tonight bbv4lyfe

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you got "f'd" in the "a"

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arghhhh some [censored] ate my leftover chicken parm HEADS WILL ROLL fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfk

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you should tie the random guy up, just for lols.

not like kill him or anything, just like cuff him or something

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Im seriously considering tossing him. I just dont know if hes one of my roommates friends or not

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Im seriously considering tossing his salad. I just dont know if hes one of my roommates friends or not

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YES I LOVE LICKING ANUS WITH JELLY OR SYRUP. I PREFER SYRUP.

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Im seriously considering tossing his salad. I just dont know if hes one of my roommates friends or not

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[censored] I FORGOT TO USE CAPSLOCK [censored] [censored] [censored] RUINED MY WHOLE DAY

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Is there a transformer named Blackout? If there isn't there should be.

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arghhhh some [censored] ate my leftover chicken parm HEADS WILL ROLL fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfk

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Dude, you ate it. Right after you downed the fifth of Jack and smoked all the dope. It was a lot. I mean, there were people going weedless all over a twelve block area because you bought and smoked it all. You were so blitzed you forgot to make a "LOLZ IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIGH" thread in BBV4L, what's up with that? You ate two bags of Doritos and that just didn't kill your munchies, so the leftover parm was the next thing shoved down your burrito-deprived cakehole.

Oh, and then you had sex with that dude. The condom wrappers and astroglide lying all around the couch are pretty much a dead giveaway, even if the fact that the other dude isn't wearing pants doesn't mean anything.