JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TOILET!
 

i just had an AWESOME idea.... i MEAN AWESOME I HAVE A PATENT PENDING ON IT (IN MY DREAMS)

the idea is.... A ROBOT TOILET. It would look like a regular toilet but more robotic and futuristic (like maybe have eyes and a voice andstuff and flashing lights), but with a touch of a button, the robot toilet comes walking to your position from WHEREVER IT is in the house to HWEWVER you are! then it prepares for a dump by settling itself down or can go into piss mode where it follows your stream so you never spill. it could even play music to you while you piss and would double as a sink to wash your hands with maybe a towel or a blowdryer. it would maybe have a big smily face staring at your penis and could compliment you on how you look or your penis.

what are your thoughts?


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Re: JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TOILET!
 

but when you flush it where does the poo go?

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POTD

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but when you flush it where does the poo go?

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it simply turns itself around so the poo is on the inside, and walks off to find the nearest disposal unit where ittakes care of itself

Re: JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TOILET!
 

meh

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japan already has these http://www-db.stanford.edu/~qluo/pic...kyo/toilet.jpg

http://www.hoffmanbikes.com/05news/0...ctrotoilet.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/52/117138234_02226962cd_m.jpg

Re: JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TOILET!
 

"with a touch of a button, the robot toilet comes walking to your position from WHEREVER IT is in the house to HWEWVER you are! "

Re: JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TOILET!
 

I thought this was going to be a thread about New Jersey.

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POO-BOT 3000, you say... Interesting...

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Would cost too much to develop. You could probably get some chick from underdeveloped country to do the same thing for like $20/month.