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Well?

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DO YOU JUICE?

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How often do you bang strippers?

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If I came up looking smoking hot (I'm a man) would you let me in without waiting in line?

Also, why is there a line for your strip club?

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DO YOU JUICE?

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Absolutely


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How often do you bang strippers?

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3x a week habit. I'm working on it. You?

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If I came up looking smoking hot (I'm a man) would you let me in without waiting in line?

Also, why is there a line for your strip club?

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Well, you gotta grease to get in, and there is a line because of the cheap bjs the dancers give.

~Mike

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How many people do you throw out a night? How far are you allowed to go in terms of physical force? Like what are you allowed to do and not allowed to do to people that get in fights/need to be booted?

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If I tip well will you dance for me?

Also, is your weenor size proportionate to your ego?

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How many people do you throw out a night? How far are you allowed to go in terms of physical force? Like what are you allowed to do and not allowed to do to people that get in fights/need to be booted?

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Probably at least ten a night, particularly on a weekend when I've got the asshats who haven't tipped in 1/2 an hour and are dead sober. As far as fighting, you just use pressure points, the most important thing is to learn the secrets of how to fight without leaving any marks. I can incapacitate someone without any cuts/bruises, so if they do decide to press an assault charge, its my word against his with no evidence. If you get into a fight, I can do whatever is needed to protect myself, the establishment, and your opponent. What I'll do depends greatly on how well I know you, and how much you tipped me, it can go anywhere from quickly handcuffing to a broken wrist.

~Mike

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If I tip well will you dance for me?

Also, is your weenor size proportionate to your ego?

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#1) Not in the club, it would damage my image.

#2) "weenor" is 10x larger than ego.

~Mike