Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

Present company excluded, of course.
So, I'm sitting on my patio, drinking coffee, and I decide to play a sit-n-go to pass the time. I register quickly in one about to close, failing to notice that it's a poo-flinging SNG. I go on to win, ldo. In case you're wondering, and I know you're not, the worst players online can be found at $6 limit SNGs imo (present company excluded, again, ldo). Here's the hand that basically sealed the win for me. I'd love to hear any argument, pot odds, my bluff, play the board, etc. to explain uber-donk's call on the river. (for some reason, no site likes to convert from Absolute)

I'm Normndrabble, ldo

Stage #931998724 Tourney ID 1863537 Holdem Single Tournament Normal $300/$600 - 2007-10-05 11:28:50 (ET)
Table: 16773723 (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealer
Seat 5 - VANELANE ($2550 in chips)
Seat 6 - TAJMAHAL1110 ($5270 in chips)
Seat 8 - NORMNDRABBLE ($5680 in chips)
VANELANE - Posts small blind $150
TAJMAHAL1110 - Posts big blind $300
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to NORMNDRABBLE [9c 7c]
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $600 to $600
VANELANE - Folds
TAJMAHAL1110 - Calls $300
*** FLOP *** [4c Qc 6c]
TAJMAHAL1110 - Bets $300
NORMNDRABBLE - Raises $600 to $600
TAJMAHAL1110 - Calls $300
*** TURN *** [4c Qc 6c] [10c]
TAJMAHAL1110 - Checks
NORMNDRABBLE - Checks
*** RIVER *** [4c Qc 6c 10c] [8c]
TAJMAHAL1110 - Checks
NORMNDRABBLE - Bets $600
TAJMAHAL1110 - Calls $600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NORMNDRABBLE - Shows [9c 7c] (Straight flush, ten)
TAJMAHAL1110 - Mucks
NORMNDRABBLE Collects $3750 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($3750)
Board [4c Qc 6c 10c 8c]
Seat 5: VANELANE (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TAJMAHAL1110 (big blind) HI: [Mucked] [6h Qs]
Seat 8: NORMNDRABBLE (dealer) won Total ($3750) HI:($3750) with Straight flush, ten [9c 7c - B:10c,P:9c,B:8c,P:7c,B:6c]

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

He had 2 pair for crying out loud, you expected him to fold 2 pair!

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

Nice level! Nice runners!

(Not) nice converter
(Not) nice donkament
(Not) nice moustache

I hate check boxes.

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

[ QUOTE ]
what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

[/ QUOTE ]

I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

[/ QUOTE ]

I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

[/ QUOTE ]

WOW

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what a donk! calling a river bet with 2 pair!

[/ QUOTE ]

I know you're leveling, but on the chance that any other Absolute players read 2p2, there are 5 clubs on board.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, the converter made that easy to see.

why would you ever make a post saying that $6 limit sng players are bad? its kinda obv

I'm am the King of Absolute, and have the inherent authority to declare whatever the hell I want about absolute. I declare that you are a donk for simply playing in this dumb 6 LHE SNG

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

Its real easy to say they suck when you have a christ-loving straight flush.

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

actually a funny ninja bump

Re: Hacked or no, Absolute is the repository for donks
 

Solid use of repository imo.