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"Chicago Bears: On the first day of camp, Lovie Smith became the first black coach to open a training camp after losing the Super Bowl."

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print...amp;type=story


There are some good ones.

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The first week of camp was spent convincing new head coach Cam Cameron that his playbook consisting of 450 pages of the words "Give the ball to LaDainian Tomlinson" would not work well for the Dolphins

hehehe

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Larry Johnson's new contract pays him a $25,000 bonus every time he feels disrespected and is expected to earn him $75 billion over the life of the deal.

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These are awesome.

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Redskins: Coaches say new linebacker London Fletcher-Baker reminds them a lot of former Bills linebacker London Fletcher, only older and slower

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lolol, [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] DJ Gallo

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The Saints worked hard on a new ball-control, clock-eating offense, consisting mainly of one play in which Reggie Bush runs around and around in circles for two minutes, ultimately gaining just a single yard

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A+++

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"Matt Leinart says that with all the new plays he has had to learn, he has no room left in his brain to remember his son's name."

Zing!

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The Falcons do not expect to sign Morten Andersen this year, as they do not expect to ever cross the 50-yard line … With Michael Vick not at camp, other players took turns flipping off fans in hopes of keeping some normalcy around the team.

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Players who have finished reading Al Saunders' 700-page playbook were shocked to discover that Harry Potter dies at the end.

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"Quarterback Rex Grossman is the top-rated fantasy quarterback in Chicago Bears-only leagues "

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[censored] brilliant

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The Falcons do not expect to sign Morten Andersen this year, as they do not expect to ever cross the 50-yard line … With Michael Vick not at camp, other players took turns flipping off fans in hopes of keeping some normalcy around the team.

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Players on the Falcons admit they expect Joey Harrington to be charged by authorities later this season with Falcon killing

lolz

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Giants coaches say they are encouraged that Eli Manning is now wearing Pampers Cruisers, designed for the active baby.

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"Quarterback Rex Grossman is the top-rated fantasy quarterback in Chicago Bears-only leagues "

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lol

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New head coach Mike Tomlin has punished players who show up late to meetings or practices by making them share a laundry basket with running back Najeh Davenport.

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Running back Steven Jackson says that for months he has been getting issues of several handgun magazines that were mistakenly mailed to him instead of Stephen Jackson of the Golden State Warriors.

Awesome.

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Once again, the NFL has not done anything about the 15-yard roughing the passer penalty. I have thought for years that they need to add a 5-yard "running into the QB" penalty for those accidental, incidental situations that shouldn't be game changing.

So, no matter how great NFL football is, we can be assured that there will be a handful of games that will turn on some accidental, late contact with the QB on 3rd and long, giving the offense a first down and 15 yards late in the game when they should have been punting.

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I've heard they've weakened the Roughing penalty this year. It has to be on purpose,a hard enough hit, and late enough to count as the 15.

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o man, this is great stuff

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Once again, the NFL has not done anything about the 15-yard roughing the passer penalty. I have thought for years that they need to add a 5-yard "running into the QB" penalty for those accidental, incidental situations that shouldn't be game changing.

So, no matter how great NFL football is, we can be assured that there will be a handful of games that will turn on some accidental, late contact with the QB on 3rd and long, giving the offense a first down and 15 yards late in the game when they should have been punting.

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Oh DJ Gallo, you so funny! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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I've heard they've weakened the Roughing penalty this year. It has to be on purpose,a hard enough hit, and late enough to count as the 15.

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That's at least a start, if true ... link please

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I've heard they've weakened the Roughing penalty this year. It has to be on purpose,a hard enough hit, and late enough to count as the 15.

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That's at least a start, if true ... link please

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It was on NFL Live last week, no link.

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This is [censored] amazing.

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Once again, the NFL has not done anything about the 15-yard roughing the passer penalty. I have thought for years that they need to add a 5-yard "running into the QB" penalty for those accidental, incidental situations that shouldn't be game changing.

So, no matter how great NFL football is, we can be assured that there will be a handful of games that will turn on some accidental, late contact with the QB on 3rd and long, giving the offense a first down and 15 yards late in the game when they should have been punting.

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This is a completely appropriate post in this thread.

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Rookie running back Adrian Peterson has impressed in his first camp, and coaches say he might also be the team's best quarterback

Even tho Jackson will be a stud, this was really funny to me.

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Once again, the NFL has not done anything about the 15-yard roughing the passer penalty. I have thought for years that they need to add a 5-yard "running into the QB" penalty for those accidental, incidental situations that shouldn't be game changing.

So, no matter how great NFL football is, we can be assured that there will be a handful of games that will turn on some accidental, late contact with the QB on 3rd and long, giving the offense a first down and 15 yards late in the game when they should have been punting.

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This is a completely appropriate post in this thread.

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Yes I am retarded. Dammit.

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New head coach Mike Tomlin has punished players who show up late to meetings or practices by making them share a laundry basket with running back Najeh Davenport.

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That and this:

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New head coach Ken Whisenhunt has done away with the three-man offensive line the Cardinals used last year

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were my favorites.

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Several Patriots appear surprised at how much Randy Moss' skills have diminished. Especially Reche Caldwell

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Wide receiver Roy Williams says that if the score means nothing again this year, the Lions will go 16-0

Brett Favre and his receivers spent much of camp working on timing patterns in which Favre heaves the ball wildly down the field and his receivers try to pull it out of the air just before the defense intercepts it

Teammates have begun calling Cadillac Williams "Yugo," "Hyundai" or "1976 AMC Pacer"

Coaches say Shaun Alexander is back to 100 percent and can run out of bounds as quickly as ever.

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Several Patriots appear surprised at how much Randy Moss' skills have diminished. Especially Reche Caldwell

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I don't understand this one, can someone explain it?

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Several Patriots appear surprised at how much Randy Moss' skills have diminished. Especially Reche Caldwell

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I don't understand this one, can someone explain it?

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Caldwell's eyes are always very wide open so it always looks like he's surprised.

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Several Patriots appear surprised at how much Randy Moss' skills have diminished. Especially Reche Caldwell

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it took me a few seconds to get that.

I normally think Gallo's shtick is pretty weaksauce, but he nailed this column.

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Jacksonville Jaguars: The Jaguars practiced without pads Thursday, except for running back Fred Taylor, who was dressed in medieval battle armor and then placed inside a protective bubble filled with styrofoam packing peanuts … Unfortunately, the bubble rolled into Byron Leftwich and broke his leg … Taylor accidentally inhaled one of the packing peanuts and was unable to be resuscitated … Most fans at Jaguars camp said they would much rather be at a Florida Gators practice.

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panthers cheerleader one CLEARLY THE BEST