BEAT: I had a Nightmare of PoopToad
 

Hopefully this post will cleanse me of my nightmare last night.

So basically, it starts off me waking up. I go downstairs, and there's PoopToad in my living room. Big, smelly and slimey. I tell him he must leave, he ignores me and just smirks. I say I'm serious cause my g/f is coming over. He just sits and smirks. I push him but the terd won't move and I slip and fall on him. I immediately get up and I'm all slimey with turd on me.

This goes on for what seems forever. I eventually get him outside then he's back in my living room.

I eventually wake up, but what a nightmare it was. Damn you pooptoad.

Re: BEAT: I had a Nightmare of PoopToad
 

Fail

You can't even make up good dreams.

Re: BEAT: I had a Nightmare of PoopToad
 

BRAG: You had a pooptoad wet-dream imo.

Re: BEAT: I had a Nightmare of PoopToad
 

Jim Henson would never ask an amphibian to leave.

Re: BEAT: I had a Nightmare of PoopToad
 

Brag: GF must be hot since Pooptoad wanted to bang her
Beat: OP is not hot since Pooptoad didn't try to bang him
Variance: OP wakes up with strange case of blue balls.