[censored] donkaments
 

How anyone plays these fng things for a living is beyond me

top 20 get paid, i'm 14 of 21 left

aa in LP all in preflop with 2 callers - A9 suited and QJ

flop comes 99something, [censored] me up the ass mother [censored] out in 21st

every singe mother [censored] tourney i've played I go in as favorite on my last hand....lol [censored] donkaments

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540 at the venetian yesterday. 200/400 blinds. I have AK on the button, 1 limper, I raise to 1300, bb calls, limper calls. flop KQ5. check, check, i bet 1800. bb calls, limper folds. Turn 10. check, i bet 3k. call. river 9. bb instapushes. i wish i had a rope to lynch myself with and fold. he shows 99. i honestly wonder how these people manage to walk around without immediately falling over.

Re: [censored] donkaments
 

I only play limit so i've maybe played 30 tourneys lifetime and 5 of those I've been 1 out of the money....last tourney ever i swear

Re: [censored] donkaments
 

my stats for the past 4 months would read something like this:

final 2 table finishes: ~8
final tables:0
10th place finishes: 3

Re: [censored] donkaments
 

pretty true