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Halloween Trip Report
SO last night I went down to Blacksburg VA with some friends who used to go to Virginia Tech. We started by renting out Top Of The Stairs, this decent bar/bbq joint. Ate a lot of Pulled Pork sandwiches and then took to the streets.
We ended up at this place called Attitudes, a real terrible student bar with slutty coeds all making out with each other. As I danced with a couple of them, I noticed that this one couple looked really mismatched. The guy was all drunk and mooning over the chick, who was like an 8, and she looked bored and ready to fly the coop. So I swooped in like a proud Bald Eagle to catch the mouse in my DEADLY CLAWS. "Hey baby, I have no interest in your feelings, in fact, I'd prefer it if you were an android, imo." "Teehee I love your Joey Ramone costume." The dude immediately disapeared and me and this chick went back to her dorm room where I violated her on the bed, the floor, the desk, in the closet, and on top of a bunch of old photos from High School. Brag: Sexed a college hottie Beat: She gave me crabs. V: Some guy with a mustache followed me back to dc, he's outside my office building right now, what do I do bbv? |
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first
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Second.
Sorry about the crabs though. You sure it's a good idea to hit all those random chicks raw? |
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is there really a guy there or is that one of ur jokes
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Not anymore wtf he was there a second ag______(((######*******AAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXX@@@ @@Dsafhkhkhkhk
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WATCH OUT HES BEHIND YOU!
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Nah, he's gone I think.
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ugh, attitudes is good for one thing. wait, no it's good for nothing.
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what kind of 8 doesnt keep her junk shaved
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http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mcstalcu/moustaches.gif---run that sh-t nukka
WTF THERES THREE OF THEM SOMEBODY CAKLL 911/DIDS |
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MIKE HAVEN HAS SENT HIS GOONS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
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HIDE IN THE WATER COOLER
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http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mcstalcu/moustaches.gif------Where he go?
http://www.macksimpson.com/adverb/im...ter-cooler.jpg ,beveryquiet every1 iamhidingok |
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911 dids never works for me, I keep getting a 'NOM NOM NOM' signal
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the rock crab is so subtle!
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No not for real, obv haha THIS WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE!
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mcstalcu/moustaches.gif --KEEP TALKING FUNNYMAN [send help] |
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useless without crabs
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Toad crab FTW
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thats the most boring one
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the rock crab is so subtle! [/ QUOTE ] I know right. He's not all like, 'rawr rawr here are my pincers/claws/clamper things and legs sticking out everywhere, fear me I ma a crab, rawr,' he's just kinda chillin. |
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GA what do your crabfries look like?
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No not for real, obv haha THIS WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE! http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mcstalcu/moustaches.gif --KEEP TALKING FUNNYMAN [send help] [/ QUOTE ] The only thing I think you're making up is the crab part. I believe everything else, especially the part about the mustachioed stalker. I'll see you on the other side bro. |
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shhhhhh
o_0 They are not crabs they are really lice. http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mcstalcu/moustaches.gif --HAHA GOTCHA BITCH AGHHHHHHHHHH |
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[ QUOTE ] the rock crab is so subtle! [/ QUOTE ] I know right. He's not all like, 'rawr rawr here are my pincers/claws/clamper things and legs sticking out everywhere, fear me I ma a crab, rawr,' he's just kinda chillin. [/ QUOTE ] seriously yes we should hang out more! |
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GA do you now have crabs in your non-existent goatee or did you just swallow them?
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Guys I cant answer question bcuz barretboy killed me ldo
You guys srsly stop ruining my thread, just play along ok? Guys, c'mon. |
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She was a college girl, what did you expect, lobster?
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lol GA is so gay and dead he probably lives in a gaydead community
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wasn't it last halloween you kissed a guy
step up here imo |
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GA, I think you need to be banned for posting this outside of the containment thread.
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The era of containment threads is over imo.
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uh you guys realize that this is all made up and making fun of baretboy's emo post, right? containment thread 4 lyfe.
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lol GA is so gay and dead he probably lives in a gaydead community [/ QUOTE ] The schools are probably clean though fwiw. |
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She was a college girl, what did you expect, lobster? [/ QUOTE ] Hot pockets tbh. |
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GA, I think you need to be banned for posting this outside of the containment thread. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously! I was like, a TR outside of containment? Clearly no sexytime. And then there was sexytime! First step: Containment Second step: ??? Third step: Elimination with fire bombings and chemical weaponry. |
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divides by zero is contained to a "post about lusting after Dids" thread.
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divides by zero is contained to a "post about lusting after Dids" thread. [/ QUOTE ] That could be the shortest thread in the history of the internets......... Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the special it's delicious. Also, don't forget to tip the bartenders. |
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ga,
, i was the man with the stache outside watching you |
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