Week 5 Fantasy Bitch/Brag thread
 

Bitch: Nice game Kitna. Drew Brees sucking massive amounts of dick means Colston gets no love. Portis can't go for more than 2 plays without being substituted for like an hour.

Brag: Washington D, Chris Cooley. Still have LT and Crayton left but I'm sweating against villain's team who is real bad but hanging around.

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Bitch: My whole damn team. All of you. Seriously, just wait until practice on Tuesday guys. You have never run more windsprints in your entire lives. You will learn the meaning of the word pain.

Re: Week 5 Fantasy Bitch/Brag thread
 

wtf, my opponent this week is like the entire new england/dallas team.

im toast. plus, wtf jamal lewis hurt his little pinkie toe or something 1 carry 11 yds wtf

Re: Week 5 Fantasy Bitch/Brag thread
 

Bitch - the replay not overturning the obvious incompletion to Winslow pretty much beats me...fu vince young

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I had only one kicker, David Akers who has a bye. I had to pick up a kicker so I looked around for the starter in what figured to be a game that featured a decent amount of field goals.

I picked up Kris Brown and started him.

God I'm good at fantasy football

Re: Week 5 Fantasy Bitch/Brag thread
 

Bitch: Nice game Kitna.
Bitch: Dante Stallworth? Did anyone in the entire country other than opponent actually start him this week?
Bitch: Jags shutout ruined on game's last play.

WTF

Re: Week 5 Fantasy Bitch/Brag thread
 

Bitch: Santonio Holmes, Lawrence Maroney, Roy Williams
HUDGE BRAG: Picked up Kris Brown for bye-ing David Akers (Brown kicked 3 from 50+ and 2 more FG's, plus a PAT. SICK SICK PICKUP!) [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Variance: Picked up Julius Jones for the IRed Cadillac Williams.

Yet to be determined: Started Eli over Rivers. Started SD defense over CAR defense.

EDIT to add the "D" to "Huge"

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My team and their points so far;

Kitna: very negative
LJ: 1
B. Engram: 1.5
B. Jones: 1.5
K Josh Brown: 0

So I just need like 100 points in 3 quarters of LdT, A Gates then L. Evans and DAL Defense.

AHAHAHAHA.

Having Andre Johnson and Marvin Harrison sucks ass right now.

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Great job Kitna

Aweoms game Deion Branch

And how the hell did Arizona score 34 points and Edgerin James didn't have a touchdown.

Good thing I picked up Arizona defense this week, gave up 31 points but 3 interceptions, a defensive touchdown and 170 return yards.

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Ya Kitna sucked. I need Crayton/Witten to go nuts.