Best lubes for jerking off
 

I mentioned in another forum that I'm having problems with beating off and a couple times now my head's gone flaky and inflamed and kinda raw looking. Someone suggested I buy lube. I'm kinda embarrassed to do this because I guess I'd have to go into a shop and purchase it at the counter, is all. But if I can get over my initial fears, what's the best lubes that you can recommend I use pls?

Pete

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uncircumsize.

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crisco

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Nothing embarrassing about buying plain old vasoline or any lotion for that matter. KY has a warming jell that’s sold in any store. Also, if you go into any adult store, there are plenty of exotic jells to choose from.

edit- if you're experiencing itching or soreness, then stick with hypoallergenic lotions.

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This is prolly the most important thread for all the nerds in the history of OOT.

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A woman's mouth

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one table spoon butter.heat in microwave. rub one off with it. wipe self off shaft with bread. but said bread in zip lock bag. envite girl over for dinner. cook spagetti. take said bread out of bag. sprinkle with garlic. toast. feed her spaggeti and garlic bread. profit?

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one table spoon butter.heat in microwave. rub one off with it. wipe self off shaft with bread. but said bread in zip lock bag. envite girl over for dinner. cook spagetti. take said bread out of bag. sprinkle with garlic. toast. feed her spaggeti and garlic bread. profit?

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That's not funny, and really quite disturbing.

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Blood from a woman's period.


Aborted fetus juice.

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Mr. Zog's Sex Wax.

Just order it online.