i dropped out of high school today
 

its my senior year and school just got back in session.

i wake up in one of the periods, second or third, i couldnt remember which subject it even was until i heard the teacher mr. harrison running his fat mouth about how we students need to work harder studying and need to stop screwing around or we will end up in downward spiral in a sewer eating dog food for dinner. you know that pep talk teachers give you. they pretend they care about you, but really, the only reason they teach is for power.

its a math class that i flunked last year due to absenses. i spent the entire summer 12 tabling SNG's on party and i was up all night playing until 6 am when i caught the school bus. i slept all through the class so far.

one of the jock rejects in the back says something to harrison like: Why do we need math in the real world.

to not get all-in with TT in EP on the bubble of a MTT I say a little too loudly.

harrison gets pissed that i interrupted him and wants to know what the hell im talking about. i say that i am a pro poker player and i am trying to give him a hand helping these donkeys understand math better.

he basically tells me to stfu. he says poker is a great way to become a degenerate. he says its a sinful and motions to the jesus on his desk. he says that if ive gotten lucky i outta put that money in a mutual fund and save it for my future.

i cant take anymore. lucky?, i say. i make more in a hour then you do in a week you min-wage 40-hour Clown.

he is a little pissed off and tells me to watch it. he says something about anyone can get lucky.

I mutter, over 70K hands? Keep dreaming Grandpa.

I take a deck of cards from my jean pocket and put it on my desk. You want some of this bitch?, I say.

He goes mad at that, and tells me to get out of his classroom. At this point my future is written. Im done with high school. I pick up my backpack and empty it on the floor. I knock over a row of books on my way out the door. I know that i wont be coming back to that class or any class.

I jump over the fence to avoid the min-wage affro security guard whose always stoned I jog home hoping to catch the next $100 MTT Nl Holdem on party.

i was born in the wind, and will die in the wind.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

NICE im sure you will be successful.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

stop thinking about your portfolio and IRA account you min-wage crumb bum.

my ROI is over 30%. in two years ill open up a chain of subways.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

Lamest troll post ever.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

as much as i hate school (i just dropped out of college), you probably made a big mistake. being good/successful at poker is very difficult, and i can guarantee in the future it will be MUCH more difficult. at least go get a GED. gl.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

If this was a joke it was hillarious. If not, you've made the mistake of a lifetime.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

No poker in OOT.

rJ

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

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No poker in OOT.

rJ

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where is the sign??

maybe change buster's girl from holding the pants to the no poker in OOT sign??

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

party is practically doubled up since its IPO. what the hell does that mean? poker aint going anywhere. is vegas closing down? i didnt so.

if i cant play poker there are many things i can do and still make 100k flat yearly. i could take a class in massage and do that.

Re: i dropped out of high school today
 

over 70K hands?

lmao