The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flops
 

I’m at the Bike, indulging in some no limit action. Table was pretty dull, and to spice it up, myself and the four seat were downing Long Island Iced Teas like they’re water. (I don’t recommend this to anyone.)

All of a sudden, Prahlad Friedman walks by my table. I nudge the four seat and start rapping: “Poker is fun, for ev-ry one, except donks like Prahlad, he’s a f**king donk!” Prahlad hears this and spins around.

“What did you just say?” he asks me.
“I think you heard me loud and clear,” I shot back.
“You know, we can settle this man to man. Why don’t you come play me heads up and..”
“Look, Prahlad,” I interrupted him. “In the past week I’ve played heads up grudge matches with Texas Dolly and Steve Donkaman. To be honest, I’m sick of them. I’ve got a better idea.”

I suggest to Prahlad a heads up rap battle, after watching him “rap” on TV. He obliges, and we drive to an underground rap club in South Central that I frequent. Prahlad looked scared, but went in anyway.

We get up on stage. A coin is flipped and Prahlad raps first. It was pretty lame, he received a mixture of boos and cheers. Then I took the stage:

So, “Spirit Rock”,
You think you can rap?
You’re no Vanilla Ice
And your poker game is whack

Saw you at the World Series
How about that hand with Jamie Gold?
He told you his ass was bluffing
And still you fold, fold, fold

You’re horrible at poker
Gonna show you what I’m all about
And soon enough you’ll be cryin
When these NUTZ NUTZ NUTZ are in ya mouth!

The crowd rushed the stage and started cheering wildly. Prahlad knew he was defeated. “Looks like we both know who the king of Poker Rap is, Prahlad!” I said while being mobbed by the crowd. He ducked out the back door, embarassed. Can’t wait until I see him in a card room again.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flops
 

yawn

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flops
 

Don't be so [censored] boring.

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lol, steve donkaman

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

my lowest review ever... 7 thumbs up =(

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[ QUOTE ]
“Looks like we both know who the king of Poker Rap is, Prahlad!”

[/ QUOTE ]

aaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahaahahahahahaha PokerRap!!!

not your best but more than enough to entertain

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

Once again, I didnt read and this is getting old. All you are doing is Wasting space in this forum.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

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Once again, I didnt read and this is getting old. All you are doing is Wasting space in this forum.

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what are u talking about, this was his worst one and it was still pretty good

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

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Once again, I didnt read and this is getting old. All you are doing is Wasting space in this forum.

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WASTING VALUABLE BBV4L SPACE!!!!!

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

worst by far...felt more than forced. 4/10

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This is hilarious. Gold. Like, really really funny. I'm glad you took the time to type this out because you will live through your words even after you die. I love you for this. I love you. You're stoopid.

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Once again, I didnt read and this is getting old. All you are doing is Wasting space in this forum.

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what are u talking about, this was his worst one and it was still pretty good

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Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

I am a fan of your work. But this sucks.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

I appreciate the effort but it's getting old. You should drop one of these every few weeks, not every few days.

Plus you should've worked in

"I'm a sweep all y'all's chips in my pack,
Go get your girl and make her suck on my sack."

Just a suggestion.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

Agree with other posters, this story was boring and a little forced. I liked the others ones, for the most part.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

this sucks, beavis. change it

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

After the 40th one its getting old.......

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we drive to an underground rap club in South Central that I frequent

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hahaha

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[ QUOTE ]

"I'm a sweep all y'all's chips in my pack,
Go get your girl and make her suck on my sack."

[/ QUOTE ]

A+

OP's posts were better when they were marginally believeable.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

hallelulah holla back

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

SO NUTZ IN YA MOUTH IS PRAHLAD FRIEDMAN'S GIMMICK ACCOUNT.

now i get it!

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

was excited for this one actually, it was hilarious up to when you go to a rap club but then just sucked. still some funny [censored] tho

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

haha, I thought it was good*













*I'm drunk so my opinion might not be worth much but I really was entertained

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

the swab gives it 1 bag of chips

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

meh at best

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

one of the few posts that has made me actually cry from laughing so much, gg

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[x] No Fresh Prince intro rap.

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spirit rock!

LAWL

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

"I'm a sweep all y'all's chips in my pack,
Go get your girl and make her suck on my sack."

[/ QUOTE ]

A+

OP's posts were better when they were marginally believeable.

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Did he make posts under a different name or something?

His first story was stealing the chips off the table, right? Cuz that was about 8% believable and each subsequent post has been less so.

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

NINJA PLZ

Re: The Bike: \"Heads Up\" with Prahlad Friedman, but we didn\'t see flo
 

Dont listen to these haters. I search for posts from you every day.