Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

Let me introduce hansen128 (lol_partypoker)

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9444/lolstatszc7.jpg

Yes,
VPIP = 96
PFR = 71
Fold BB to steal = 0
C-bet = 93%
C-bet turn = 87%
Fold to c-bet: 5%
Attempt to steal blind of 76
and a went to showdown of 83!! lol



Example of hand:
$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
3 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
BTN hansen128 (<font color="#0000cc">$577.15</font>)
SB JeremiahTorp (<font color="#0000cc">$103.75</font>)
BB ALBERT_EINSTEIN (<font color="#0000cc">$200.00</font>)

Pre-flop: ($3, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">hansen128 raises to $4</font>, JeremiahTorp calls $3, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN raises to $35</font>, hansen128 calls $31, <font color="#777777">JeremiahTorp folds</font>

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players)
ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($404, 2 players)

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($404, 2 players)

Final Pot: $404
ALBERT_EINSTEIN shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
hansen128 shows: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

ALBERT_EINSTEIN wins $403 ( won +$203 )
hansen128 lost -$200.00
JeremiahTorp lost -$4.00

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

Fish are always outdrawing me, damn spade.

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

Don't criticize...LAG is a profitable style

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

riverstars indeed

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http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7...2hansenkp7.jpg

standard open.

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[censored] partypoker [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

I HATE YOU ISTRONG

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I HATE YOU ISTRONG

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Don't be hatin. It's not like party is full of people like this. He is by far the biggest donk I've seen in the few years i've been playing. I mean, how can you be worse than this right? Like even a monkey could play better (literally).

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Awesome, I know when I find the biggest fish I've seen in years the first thing I do is take a bunch of screenshots and tell a forum full of multitabling internet poker professionals his screen name and detailed statistics. Kick ass!!

Seriously though thanks I will add him to my buddy list.

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Awesome, I know when I find the biggest fish I've seen in years the first thing I do is take a bunch of screenshots and tell a forum full of multitabling internet poker professionals his screen name and detailed statistics. Kick ass!!

Seriously though thanks I will add him to my buddy list.

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he won't be around long enough for that.

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

Also,

I dare anyone to find a player with worse stats over 100+ hands at stake over nl100.

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

I've seen 92/0 players who never bet before the river, but they'd lose money more slowly than your guy.

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hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life.

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hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life.

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http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

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hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life.

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http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

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lol

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Also,

I dare anyone to find a player with worse stats over 100+ hands at stake over nl100.

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could just be a high stakes player donking around..

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

alright that pic was of my buddy being a weirdo i think ill delete it. it might scare some people.

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hmm i wonder what this person is like in real life.

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http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG

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lol

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Nice down swonger syndrome imo

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

does this work?

http://www.pokerplat.com/nick_stat.p...nick=hansen128

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

I was kinda hoping the river would be not a spade tbqh

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

So you ended up down on the session ? Right ?

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO JeremiahTorp (<font color="#0000cc">$103.70</font>)
BTN ALBERT_EINSTEIN (<font color="#0000cc">$387.50</font>)
SB hansen128 (<font color="#0000cc">$370.95</font>)
BB onefatlady (<font color="#0000cc">$213.55</font>)

Pre-flop: ($3, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">JeremiahTorp raises to $4</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 raises to $6</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">JeremiahTorp raises to $20</font>, hansen128 calls $14

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($42, 2 players)
hansen128 checks, <font color="#cc0000">JeremiahTorp goes all-in $83.7</font>, hansen128 calls $83.7

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($209.4, 2 players)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($209.4, 2 players)

Final Pot: $209.4
hansen128 shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
JeremiahTorp shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

hansen128 wins $207.4 ( won +$103.7 )
JeremiahTorp lost -$103.70

Re: Biggest donk I\'ve ever seen
 

probably thought that king high was good

maybe u are the real donk
 

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Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players)
ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111

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u are prob forgetting that flop cards are communal. he can use that pair of kings as his own! and pair of kings is pretty good hand in nl hold'em,from what i've read.
maybe u are the real donk.

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Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players)
ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111

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u are prob forgetting that flop cards are communal. he can use that pair of kings as his own! and pair of kings is pretty good hand in nl hold'em,from what i've read.
maybe u are the real donk.

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level?

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Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($74, 2 players)
ALBERT_EINSTEIN checks, <font color="#cc0000">hansen128 bets $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">ALBERT_EINSTEIN goes all-in $165</font>, hansen128 calls $111

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u are prob forgetting that flop cards are communal. he can use that pair of kings as his own! and pair of kings is pretty good hand in nl hold'em,from what i've read.
maybe u are the real donk.

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level?

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"u must be leveling ,because im obv so good at poler how can I be a donk??"
roflz noob!!! get over urself

Re: maybe u are the real donk
 

Could this be the first true HAG found in the wild?