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skyy for before club, redbull vodka when I get there!

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ship teh 2nd beer of my life imo! so i went to this cuban restaurant and was like the only one there. [censored] place as in teh [censored] not [censored] hole imo.

so cute waitress asks me for drinks orders. im like corona bithc! shes like id plz. im like no id but here is money rollz and iphones lol

so she is like u know what i dont care and brings me corona.

but it all worked out for everyone since she got a 35% tip and i didnt even kill mysef on the way home!!!


LOL DRUBJYTAMERNTS

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LoL now that is something funny. Post porn now.


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Went out downtown to meet with ex gf. Wanted to [censored] her ldo. Had dinner, drank a beer, shared a bottle of wine, then had 4 gin and tonics each and danced to a funk band. She goes home with her friends. AIGOS?

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you sum'bitch quit lookin at muh wife like that

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went to biftek to drink,play pool. Some guy was making out with this gross girl and his friends kept poking them with cue sticks. For some reason it was really funny.

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lol at calling emm cue sticks

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beat: 12 keystones
beat: 8 vodka shots of poor quality ldo
brag: danced with over 12 hotties at our date party tonight
variance: not nearly drunk yet, may update later

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8 keystones later still too sober so im going to bed

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Yeah I've had 13 heinekens and 3 sparks and still too sober






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