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remski 11-27-2007 11:49 AM

What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
According to this guy, go to a forest and 'sparingly' use petrol to perform self-immolation...

link to article

A couple gems...

"I estimate that over 60 years your suicide will stop your loved ones from producing 583.2 kg of carbon from gift-buying alone. So your death will be even more generous than you know!"

"I often wonder about the state of mind of people who asphyxiate themselves with exhaust fumes in their cars Ė do they not know that every minute their car is chugging out up to 70g of CO2?"

"My last word to you, Zach: donít leave a suicide note. Even using a single sheet of paper contributes to the felling of trees for profit and the threatened extinction of many animals. Why ruin your selfless ethical moment?"

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ThaSaltCracka 11-27-2007 11:56 AM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
what a nutjob.

bobman0330 11-27-2007 11:57 AM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
Immolate yourself so you can reduce carbon emissions?? That's counterproductive. You should jump into a swamp or bog so that the carbon contained in your body might mineralize and be sequestered from the carbon cycle.

Suigin406 11-27-2007 12:03 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
[censored] quack

tuq 11-27-2007 12:09 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
I heard of someone once who tried to kill herself (think it was a she, been awhile) by repeatedly running a red light at high speed in the hopes of getting into a collision. It was late at night so it took her awhile to get into the desired accident. Unfortunately she lived and the other driver died.

Needless to say, NOT the most ethical way to commit suicide.

JackInDaCrak 11-27-2007 12:11 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
Suicide by cop imo

remski 11-27-2007 12:11 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
after reading it and deciding it wasn't a monumental level, I just felt angry... strange ppl out there.

tuq 11-27-2007 12:12 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
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Suicide by cop imo

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No, this leads to paid administrative leave and costs taxpayers money.

NT! 11-27-2007 12:17 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
jumping from an ecologically friendly airplane running off vegetable oil and solar power that is transporting buckets and buckets of BBV donations to barry g's kids funds while simultaneously conducting critical atmospheric tests to determine the true source of global warming.



.... and landing on that guy from creed's car. while he's driving it.

tuq 11-27-2007 12:20 PM

Re: What is the most ethical way to commit suicide?
 
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jumping from an ecologically friendly airplane running off vegetable oil and solar power that is transporting buckets and buckets of BBV donations to barry g's kids funds while simultaneously conducting critical atmospheric tests to determine the true source of global warming.



.... and landing on that guy from creed's car. while he's driving it.

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Outstanding.


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