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09-29-2006 01:38 AM

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Klompy 09-29-2006 01:45 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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Deg,

$50 bucks for everyone of these guys you get to take a ladyboy home on the first day!

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I talked to a friend who's in the marines who was in thailand a few months ago, he said some of the ladyboys even have their adams apple removed to look more like a girl. Is this true? If this is true how the hell can you tell man from woman?

IlPug 09-29-2006 01:47 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
yeah i remember my stepdad getting pulled over and handing over his german license and the guy couldnt be bothered translating it, so he says 'germany thailand goot friend' and lets him off.

if you really want to, i think getting a license costs like 500 baht and as long as your over 18 you shouldnt have any problems

-pug

Klompy 09-29-2006 01:49 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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if you really want to, i think getting a license costs like 500 baht and as long as your over 18 you shouldnt have any problems

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wouldn't it be really hard to take a test in thai if all I can read is english? Or would they have a test in english also?

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-29-2006 01:51 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
"wouldn't it be really hard to take a test in thai if all I can read is english?"

Um, yeah.....

09-29-2006 01:56 AM

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farang0 09-29-2006 02:00 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Take a test?

My friend got a Thai drivers licese, you pay a fee, wait a few hours and then you get a license. Its that easy.

Most street signs are IDENTICAL to usa street signs. The highways were all made my USA engineers so everything is very familiar looking.

Degen: You got mail

farang0 09-29-2006 02:01 AM

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xxThe_Lebowskixx: Where in TH are u located?

Klompy 09-29-2006 02:02 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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if you really want to, i think getting a license costs like 500 baht and as long as your over 18 you shouldnt have any problems

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wouldn't it be really hard to take a test in thai if all I can read is english? Or would they have a test in english also?

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It might be hard to read street signs too [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Yes this is true as well, which is why I was wondering about the driving thing.

Sorry if I'm asking stupid questions, I'm just trying to get a feel for this because I think I'll be going to thailand in the next 4 months and I think I'll prob be by myself seeing as non of my friends have enough money, or they have to go to class.

southerndog 09-29-2006 02:02 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Farang.. I;m so jealous, there are no Burger King's in Chiang Mai.. There was but it got flooded.


Something I was thinking about.. Kid Rock was talking about being a rockstar one time.. and he was like "you don't do it for the music, you do it for the WOMEN... " He was just being blatantly honest, and it was cool..

The funny thing is, with just a little bit of money, you can come to thailand, and be a rockstar for a few months.. lol

captainwan 09-29-2006 02:03 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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he said some of the ladyboys even have their adams apple removed to look more like a girl. Is this true? If this is true how the hell can you tell man from woman?

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Hairs on fingers foot never lie.

That's the ultimate test after the more common ones:

- size of their shoulder: thai ladyboys have large shoulders very often
- their voice
- hips: they have no hip usually which is one of the reason they have amazing sexy ass.
- big nose for the ones who have not enough money to reduce it.
- biceps too apparent.

farang0 09-29-2006 02:09 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Ladyboys are usually tall and have giant man hands where Thai chicks have nice small hands.

I wonder how many people are serious about comming to Thailand, and how many will seriously stay here for a while to make getting a place togeher more worthwhile.

09-29-2006 02:13 AM

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southerndog 09-29-2006 02:13 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
I really disagree with Farang on the driving issues.

Driving in Thailand is very dangerous IMO. First of all, I don't know if it has been mentioned that they drive on the opposite side of the road.

Traffic rules are not enforced AT ALL. People do whatever they want. Mopeds are travelling on both sides of the road. People run red lights, and I have even seen police officers doing it. Signage is not clear at all like in the US.

IMO most travel is designed for the local traveller who knows the area. You can be travelling a one way road that suddenly becomes two ways, and you will have no warning what so ever.

People do not stay in there own lanes, and cabs go where ever the hell they want.

For your first few times on the road, you will probbaly have to close your eyes. Its that bad. Even thai people are not comfortable wit hthe way people drive.


It is ez to get a drivers license from what I understand.

The good news is, cabs are very cheap, and there's not much of a reason to get a car.

farang0 09-29-2006 02:15 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worldgui...BN15571_30.jpg
Hello Hansum Man!

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-29-2006 02:17 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Bkk.

xwillience 09-29-2006 02:19 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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Deg,

$50 bucks for everyone of these guys you get to take a ladyboy home on the first day!

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I talked to a friend who's in the marines who was in thailand a few months ago, he said some of the ladyboys even have their adams apple removed to look more like a girl. Is this true? If this is true how the hell can you tell man from woman?

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Ladyboys look like this:



http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6...rwoman0xi5.jpg

Thai girls look like this:


http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2380/dog20pickr8.jpg

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[censored]. did anyone else have a hard time telling the difference?

Klompy 09-29-2006 02:21 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
farang0,

I'm not planning on moving to thailand, I'm saying I think I'll take a 2 week-1month vacation/poker trip there.

These pics of the man/women scare me though, because I see a chance of myself getting drunk enough where I don't know the difference.

09-29-2006 02:25 AM

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AceCR9 09-29-2006 02:30 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
this thread is great.

I hope to visit Thailand in January- i have a month break from school and I hope to visit Hawaii and maybe Austrailia in there too.

Klompy 09-29-2006 02:31 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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Don't pay for sex (or at least not when you are hammered) and you wont have a problem



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You just ruined my trip [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

09-29-2006 02:32 AM

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farang0 09-29-2006 02:36 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Yeah I can spot a katoey from a mile away.

Look at the first picture, so obvious that its a man. The the second picture actually has some cute chicks. They dont look like bar girls either, where did you drag them out of Bill? Lure them into your house with a little puppy huh?

Klompy 09-29-2006 02:40 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
farang0,

I can see which one is a man/woman in degen's post. Your post is what actualy scares me, because I wouldn't of guessed that she/he was a man.

09-29-2006 02:41 AM

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Klompy 09-29-2006 02:43 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
degen,
so stay away from the fat chicks?

southerndog 09-29-2006 02:46 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Bill, what is the stance amongst females in regards to facials?

09-29-2006 02:50 AM

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farang0 09-29-2006 02:51 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Damn that is an ugly bar girl.

There are plenty of hot college chicks that are not whores. My girlfriend just graduated university and I spent some time around her University and there are some amazing girls who would jump all over you in a second.

farang0 09-29-2006 02:53 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
Some of these bar girls are [censored] nasty [censored]. Here in samui I see some that look like they are 40+ years old and smoke 10 packs a day. hard to imagine that people want to pay money to sleep with them.

Klompy 09-29-2006 02:57 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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degen,
so stay away from the fat chicks?

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You don't have to avoid them. Just don't date them. These chics are predators.
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2800/1dsc0411zk6.jpg

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degen,
are these whores? or are they just lower class thai?

What are the reasons for not getting involved with these women?

farang0 09-29-2006 03:02 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
They are bargirls aka Whores.

Reasoens to stay away:
1) They have [censored] thousands of dirty old men and prolly have diseases
2) Whores lie cheat and steal
3) Do you really need any more reasons?

09-29-2006 03:08 AM

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.Alex. 09-29-2006 03:15 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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Speaking of Katoys, this morning when I was at Burger King this giant drunk ladyboy would not leave me the [censored] alone. He kept saying [censored] like "Whats your name? Dont you wanna talk to a Thai GIRL?"

Needless to say I got the hell out of there pretty fast

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See, stories like that turn Alex Levin on.

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Is it bad that I want some Burger King right now?

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-29-2006 03:21 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1A-0...ed&search=

Here is what you should be chasing. NSFW

bugstud 09-29-2006 03:24 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
bill, aim me whenever you see me on, I wanna schedule something over there. Aruba has me not wanting to be in the US, lol.

farang0 09-29-2006 03:25 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
tattoo on [censored] = whore

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-29-2006 03:26 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
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tattoo on [censored] = whore

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It looks like a magic marker. Doesnt look real. That chic is definitely not a bar girl.

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-29-2006 03:28 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
hmm... i might be wrong...

xxThe_Lebowskixx 09-29-2006 03:29 AM

Re: Ask Degen Anything About Living In Thailand
 
yeah, she is probably a BG. that sucks.


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